Thanks for the inspiration Flysurfer 
Q. How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. "dude let's go skateboarding........."
More?
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three bulbs.
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? Approximately 1.000000000000000000000.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem
How many goths does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer everything dark.
One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
how many country singers does it take?
six- one to change the bulb and five to sing about how much they miss the old one
How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
6, 1 to change the light bulb and 5 to stand around and say "Nice Turns" 
How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
10, 1 to change the globe and the other 9 to sit around and write a folk song about it.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light globe?
2, but I'll be buggered if I know how they got in there!!
How many psych counsellors does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE, the bulb has to want to change...
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb
Five, one to hold the light bulb and the other four to turn the ladder round and round !
How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FK you! That's the electrician's job.
Q. How many Alzheimers sufferers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. To get to the other side
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@ HOUSE!
How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a light bulb?
One,but it'll take 20 episodes
how many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?........two!
one to change it, and one to video it.
fully sick.
