Oh sh!t I mentioned the buggers in the title!!
There goes the no mention the big biteys thread.. 
Have you thought about buying an Epilady or similar for that excess body hair?
I like not having a dog 
My last pooch was total nutter and gave me 8 yrs of grief. Last time I ever rescue a muttly from the pound!?
I like good curries n reisling.. mmmm...
I have a pet frog called Kermit he is learning to play cards and could be a shock for the fijian swim team in 2012 at the olympics
carry a big rubber dummy with you when you go windsurfing and pacify the sharks desire to bite! Alternatively take a psychologist with you and have them teach the shark to kiss not bite!
