10.- The cat doesn't want to be let out.
9.- You stop putting things in the fridge.
8.- The sitting room looks more like a bedroom.
7.- The climate control stops displaying the temperature, and just displays LO.
6.- The office greeting becomes, "isn't it cold".
5.- There are more cars with white tops than usual.
4.- You drive everywhere instead of taking the bike.
3.- Your motor bike displays an accident icon.
2.- There's no hot water cos your hot water pipe froze.
And the #1 reason you know it's cold, there's less cleavage on display around town!
you go to a local ice skating ring to warm up...
you work overtime to pay for the heating bill...
you can punch the nails in with the laundry that's been hanging on the line overnight...
The propaganda ministry stops talking about Global Warming.
Look my mate with the weather station sent me this...
Yup, -14.6 wind chill, on the coast just south of Sydney.
Ice sheets on the windscreen, Perth is freezing as well. Not as cold as yesterday tho 
The baby polar bear says to the mother Polar bear, "Mum, are you sure we aren't koala bears or some other kind of bears? I'm frigging freezing"
Having to put long sleeves and gloves on to ride to work.
Good incentive to work harder tho 
Its cold when a Canadian comrade complains about the cold.
Its cold when you get a $700 power bill in September.
Bloody cold in Sydney too. The weather reminds me of living in Crookwell and Armidale, both towns that are located just under 1000 meters in altitude.
you wear a jumper when you get up in the morning but take it off when you go outside beacause it's 22 deg at 830am
gotta love queensland. Where's all the bragging about perth wind now mofos
still kiting at my local with boardies on.
When I'm replying to this and not out in the surf.
When I'm sitting here still defrosting from last weeks surf.
When you jump in the water to paddle out and land on and slide across an iceberg.
