Elmo, tell me it's not true. Are you still out there buddy? That's not you is it? Just someone who looks like you?
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Poor guy needed a tickle.. 
Always suspected he was a bit manic though.. bl00dy crazy laugh on him! 
Yes this is an old photo of me
Taken during one of my many sexual experimentation stages
Fortuantely Michael Hutchens pointed out the hazards of this type of behaviour so I have stopped this paractise (it was losing it's novelty anyway).
I still like being tied up though
Seems that 'sexual experimental' stage aint over just yet Elmo.
- I believe that poor tiger was alive and well when you started!
Being considerate and massaging her back, it's not easy being a sensitive new aged muppet
Why's that? You got some shoes on the powerlines out the front and hoping to avoid attention?
The reality is my beloved makes JA look ordinary (in my eyes anyway)
She does have a georgous smile though.
and
no it's not mine, I'm a one woman muppet.
I seem to bring luck to rubbing pregnant tummies, for some bizzare reason unbeknown to me they always cry out "tickle me Elmo"
