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Transgender miss universe contestant

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Created by petermac33 > 9 months ago, 20 May 2012
petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
20 May 2012 8:32AM
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Breaking news,she is to be allowed to compete.

Guys, fancy a bit of the opposite sex,err same sex?


pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
20 May 2012 9:19AM
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So is that due to drinking from plastic bottles or too much fluoride in the water?

desertyank
1264 posts
20 May 2012 10:01AM
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Chemtrails..........

Mark _australia
WA, 23715 posts
20 May 2012 10:02AM
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Mini nukes blew the boy parts off........

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
20 May 2012 4:12PM
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Margarine

paulford
WA, 312 posts
20 May 2012 3:05PM
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But you would, wouldnt you? [}:)]

Neptune
WA, 189 posts
20 May 2012 3:58PM
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Stop the video at 4:11 and read the subtitles... Can you find her actual name?

In fact read the subtitles all the way through. They're terrible!

Mark _australia
WA, 23715 posts
20 May 2012 4:40PM
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theDoctor said...



Margarine


Yeah but if your mates caught you eating it, you'd say "I can't believe it's not butter...."


busterwa
3782 posts
20 May 2012 5:08PM
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You'd still tap it ! peter what were doing looking up trannies?

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
21 May 2012 10:25PM
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(with apologies to our female readers)

Just got back from a holiday in Thailand, and came close to shagging a ladyboy. Looked like a woman, spoke like a woman, walked like a woman and kissed like a woman. It was only when she was driving me back to my place and reversed down a long narrow driveway and then in to the garage first time with no problem, I thought something was not right...

DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
21 May 2012 10:32PM
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GalahOnTheBay said...

(with apologies to our female readers)

Just got back from a holiday in Thailand, and came close to shagging a ladyboy. Looked like a woman, spoke like a woman, walked like a woman and kissed like a woman. It was only when she was driving me back to my place and reversed down a long narrow driveway and then in to the garage first time with no problem, I thought something was not right...




Maybe next time you drive.........

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
22 May 2012 12:02AM
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GalahOnTheBay said...

(with apologies to our female readers)

Just got back from a holiday in Thailand, and came close to shagging a ladyboy. Looked like a woman, spoke like a woman, walked like a woman and kissed like a woman. It was only when she was driving me back to my place and reversed down a long narrow driveway and then in to the garage first time with no problem, I thought something was not right...




Are you sure you went to Bangkok in Thailand or was it Cockbang in Thighland?

petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
21 May 2012 10:51PM
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Shopped tonight at the supermarket with the three number logo.

Walking down the aisle i noticed they were selling unsweetened tomato juice,my favourite.

Damn, it was in plastic,contaminated with BPA,a synthetic estrogen added to the plastic to make us males bi......thought better of it,bought instead a glass container of mixed fruit juice.

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
22 May 2012 10:11AM
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petermac33 said...

Shopped tonight at the supermarket with the three number logo.

Walking down the aisle i noticed they were selling unsweetened tomato juice,my favourite.

Damn, it was in plastic,contaminated with BPA,a synthetic estrogen added to the plastic to make us males bi......thought better of it,bought instead a glass container of mixed fruit juice.


Green thumbs from me pm33, but next time try the tomato juice...


...join the rest of us plastic-container loving, non-foil-hat wearing, chemtrail inhaling, WTC-deluded bi-sexual sheeple - we won't bite (unless of-course you want us to?)

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
22 May 2012 11:28AM
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petermac33 said...

Shopped tonight at the supermarket with the three number logo.


They designed that logo so that it looks like both a "W" and also a "CD" for Countdown in New Zealand:

Cambodge
VIC, 851 posts
22 May 2012 12:57PM
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I thought that logo was designed so they'd freeride on Apple's "cool" factor.

Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
22 May 2012 5:26PM
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Countdown!?
What the hell has Molly Meldrum got to do with...


...oh wait.

Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
22 May 2012 5:32PM
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GalahOnTheBay said...

(with apologies to our female readers)

Just got back from a holiday in Thailand, and came close to shagging a ladyboy. Looked like a woman, spoke like a woman, walked like a woman and kissed like a woman. It was only when she was driving me back to my place and reversed down a long narrow driveway and then in to the garage first time with no problem, I thought something was not right...




GOTB, I got jackie Chan'd across the temple by a ladyboy in Singas.
A friend and i had just left 4 Floors and he/she came up for some solicitation. We both told it to fk off and that we don't do dudes. Then after we walked off, i heard the sound of heavy set high heels running down the footpath from behind me.
The the next thing in know is i cop a flying karate chop across the ear by a dude in a gold sequenced two piece. hurt like hell.
Cops were walking past and just turned a blind eye so we jumped the fence onto the road and hailed/stopped a cab before we got killed by a hoared of ladyboy whores.
Intense.

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
23 May 2012 11:32AM
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^^^ lol @ 4 floors - too funny

Any time that place crops up in a story of a night out it's generally not the first (or last for that matter) mistake of the night.

Protip: transgender individuals don't like to be called "dudes" ;-)

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
23 May 2012 1:10PM
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as genuine as a tranny's fanny!

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
23 May 2012 7:57PM
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Neptune said...

Stop the video at 4:11 and read the subtitles... Can you find her actual name?

In fact read the subtitles all the way through. They're terrible!


I thought they were hilarious .Was that some kind of Balinese rip off video companies attempt at subtitling english into english when it obviously was not needed.

Mark _australia
WA, 23715 posts
23 May 2012 6:01PM
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petermac33 said...

Shopped tonight at the supermarket with the three number logo.

Walking down the aisle i noticed they were selling unsweetened tomato juice,my favourite.

Damn, it was in plastic,contaminated with BPA,a synthetic estrogen added to the plastic to make us males bi......thought better of it,bought instead a glass container of mixed fruit juice.


Glass is silica.

Silica dust causes severe respiratory problems, worse than asbestos.

(in line with the rest of the poor science quoted by alarmist types)

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
23 May 2012 11:00PM
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Mark _australia said...

petermac33 said...

Shopped tonight at the supermarket with the three number logo.

Walking down the aisle i noticed they were selling unsweetened tomato juice,my favourite.

Damn, it was in plastic,contaminated with BPA,a synthetic estrogen added to the plastic to make us males bi......thought better of it,bought instead a glass container of mixed fruit juice.


Glass is silica.

Silica dust causes severe respiratory problems, worse than asbestos.

(in line with the rest of the poor science quoted by alarmist types)


Not to mention the serious injuries that you can get from broken glass.
People have died from falling on broken glass and ending up bleeding to death from cut arteries.
pm33 you are in serious danger bringing that stuff into you house and I would advise an immediate and thorough cleanout of your entire pantry if you have glass containers in there.
pm33, I can't believe that with your critical eye you have not become aware of this imminent danger.

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
24 May 2012 9:48PM
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I can't believe I missed the chance at this the first time round!

Stuthepirate said...

A friend and i had just left 4 Floors and ...


Cue the music...



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