Oh crap, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, get ready for America to invade us.
www.news.com.au/finance/business/trillion-shale-oil-find-surrounding-coober-pedy-can-fuel-australia/news-story/6335561639bd7f5c2f87c27d843c0bd3
I heard a rumour that Julia Gillard is stockpiling weapons of mass destruction.
I heard Abbott is in on it too.
Apparently they all had links to Saddam Hussein, so don't be surprised when the yanks invade, it'll have nothing to do with oil.
No! Basically, Tony Abbott being a dick is no excuse for the Labs poor performance.
