Wow, like surfboard like frustrated man in a hawaiian shirt on a pier being scoped by a hot chick in a g-string
So to are the days of my life.....
Nope, nuthin but daylight,!
I can't see how you'd have sea ear ?
Got another dollar ?
Girl.. there's a group of windsurfers way out to sea it'll take them forever to comeback.
Man.. by that time they should be back in fashion.
Girl...why are you dressed like a surfer with a surfboard you cant surf.
Windsurfer.... just pretending.
"Thanks to an optical illusion, if you stare at the picture for some minutes a guy will appear"
play it cool, just be calm, hot babe mode, Don't look at her, remember to breathe,
be cool, try to look mucho,
.suck it all in, big breath, .......GASP.!...I hope she doesn't notice my cheap boogieboard...
Girl..with this telescope thingy i can see the moon.
Guy.... babe i don't need a telescope to see Uranus.
"i wasn't wearing glasses when you asked for my number "
" oooooh so thats what you look like 
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