'Normal' is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car, and the house that you leave empty all day so you have a place to put your stuff that you are still paying for.
Yup that's normal - "majority rules".
Buying a flash phone so you can be contactable by people you don't care about when u are at work earning money to pay off the flash phone.
Spending $20K extra on a house, to have a home theatre room to house the home theatre that also cost $20K, cos Mr Jones has one - but the word Dolby means nothing to you and the fact the room is a perfect cube and thus useless for home theatre is totally lost on you
Having a 4WD so the missus feels safe and it can seat your massive fambilly of FOUR
Feeling the need to watch a previously unknown Korean person dance funny (when half of Rockingham or Kenwick also can't dance) on youtube just cos 400mil other people also did. And then you can also do gangnam style. Fkn yay.
FFS, go for a surf.
If you were the only sane person in a world where everyone was crazy.
Who would be the freak?
I quite like gangnam style, especially the chick called Hyuna with the hot ass....
Driving a hyundai, watching crap on a Samsung phone.
Gangnam 
, I thought he was sayin gang bang style
Unless your back is screwed. Or your back will get screwed bending over putting kids in cars.
25% of people will suffer mental illness
Look at your 3 best friends. If they look normal, you're the one.
I think it's about six inches. Some a bit more,.. some a bit less but six i,... what? Oh,..sorry,.. I just read the heading and thought,.. well,.. you know. 
Normal - windy & good swells through the week but either too busy to get out amongst it, or when there's a chance finding out all your mates are too busy anyways. Weekends filled with 'obligations'.
