Lack of wind does this. (More beans?)
How to play:
You get one guess at a topic that will appear on Today Tonight, tomorrow's edition (04/06/09)
me: anti-aging creams put to the test.
home and away/neighbours - where are they now?
why windsurfing is a hate crime as far as sydney water - botany bay project is concerned?
Gotta be due for a sad case of bullied ugly flat-chested teenage girl desperatly needing augmentation..
followed by next week's show "Outrage at teenage girls getting plastic surgery!"
Groundhog day for morons 5 days a week.
dole bludging ethnic redneck tradesman pensioner rip off artist, turns out to be a good bloke after all.....
All round good bloke tradesman eats beans and turns into augmented teenage neighbor from hell.
Poledancer tradesman pensioner rips himself off before inhaling toxic bean gas and wakes up with teenage boobies.. wait that was last week 
that last ones a cracker !
African internet scam/spam, turns out to be honest !!! Many miss out on millions !!!
Rampant cynicisim runs amok !!!
The "real cost" of workplace "forum junkies" and what they cost embattled aussie employers in lost productivity
The story for plastic bull bars for 4wd's hasnt been on for a while... due for a rerun??
A mate of mine actually kept a record of the stories in a diary and they came around again, about 8-12 months
food labelling can't be trusted.
better supermarket produce in richer suburbs.
politicians rorting the system
but of course the dodgy tradesmen ripping people off. (maybe even a re-cap of the same guy from 6 months ago who is still ripping people off)
hollywood fashion
Could be:
evil sex-maniac fat ugly bloke knocks up ugly loser woman, clears out her bank account, leaves her to raise baby alone, and she finds out he has done this 84 times before.
Leaving audience to groan "how stupid are you woman!???????"
