What's up with receipts?
I just bought a McMuffin and a coffee and I have a receipt that is nearly 1/2 a metre long. When I go to Sea World and get a coffee and doughnut it's the same story.
WTF?
(PS, I usually eat very healthy)
Yeah when I go to the golden arches drive threw I tell them to keep their receipt, it's not like they can get your order correct using it anyway. Ronald McDonald should stop wasting paper in his quest to stop world hunger![]()
What's up with meteorologists?
When they say it will be windy its usually calm, but
when they say it will be calm its never windy!
What's up with point of sale systems?
"Hello, just the orange juice".
Beep. beep.
beep beep beep. beep beep. beep beep beep beep.
... beep
beep beep beep
beep
"That's $2".
"Thanks".
"Here's your novelty sized receipt".
^ When I don't like any of them I vote for the donkey.
What's up with people that have 'Excel 2000', 'Powerpoint 2000', 'Windows 95' books showcased on their office bookshelves?