there are only 11 times in history when the eff word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows, from #11 to #1
11. "What the **** do you mean,we are sinking?"
--Capt E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the **** was that?"
--Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those ******* Indians come from?"
--Custer, 1877
8."Any ******* idiot could understand that."
--Einstien, 1938
7. "It does so ******* look like her!"
--Picasso, 1926
6. "How the **** did you work that out?"
--Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the ******* ceiling?"
--Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the **** are we?"
--Amelia Earheart, 1937
3. "Scattered ******* showers my arse!"
--Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c`mon. Who the **** is going to find out?"
--Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "Geez, i didn`t think they`d get this ******* mad."
--Saddam Hussein, 2003
As if there's a ******* pink yacht way out here in the middle of the ocean...You guys are on drugs!
--Captain of an unnamed Coal Tanker, 2009
"where's my two @#$% ripped kites!"
Sir V, 2009
(no offence meant V, hope all gets resolved)
"**** that was close," qantas pilot to co-pilot ad he flicked the switch
to down gear
" Hey YOU!!!!!" ...... Qantas/ Virgin pilot, " Your late "..... by one minute 
" **** OFF 
. " Weeeeeeeee is closed, This is Adelaide " " Go and annoy Melbang 
" " you should have thought of that before you came " " ****ing Tosser " 
eff ....YOU,.... IT,....THAT,....THIS, .....ME,......HIM,.....HER,......THEM, I think you get the picture. Only one I wouldn't use is eff....US, but then again I am not a member of a football team.
"Oh F***, now I am really screwed, wheres the dole application line these days?"
Anna Bligh, 12/11/2009 listing to Peter Garret.
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