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Wii Fit injury 'turns woman into a sex addict'

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Created by GypsyDrifter > 9 months ago, 15 Apr 2010
GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
15 Apr 2010 4:10PM
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Any One interested moving to Manchester

April 15, 2010, 6:04 am

A catering worker claims she needs 10 sex sessions a day because a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.

Amanda Flowers from Manchester in the UK said even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on, The Daily Star reports.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body," she said.

"Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

Amanda, 24, said with no cure she has to control her passion by breathing deeply.
"Hopefully one day I'll find a super stud who can satisfy me," she said.

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
15 Apr 2010 4:14PM
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might be a generalisation but I would have thought that 99% of blokes suffered from "persistent sexual arousal syndrome"

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
15 Apr 2010 4:17PM
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Pics or it didn't happen.

wheelnut
WA, 90 posts
15 Apr 2010 4:18PM
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I'm no Doctor but I think a wedding ring would "cure the problem"!!!

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
15 Apr 2010 7:04PM
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Where do you find THAT nerve ?

KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
15 Apr 2010 8:08PM
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NotWal said...

Where do you find THAT nerve ?


Yes, where is it please and what exactly do I hit it with? Will a skateboard do?

"Excuse me dear, I just need to whack you with this skateboard" ...

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
15 Apr 2010 6:20PM
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Buying my wifey a Wii for sure!!

She'll wonder what the fk is going on when I push her off it 100 times but hey it's worth a go. Should be fun either way.

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
15 Apr 2010 9:37PM
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All the replies above very funny.

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
15 Apr 2010 7:50PM
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getfunky said...

Buying my wifey a Wii for sure!!

She'll wonder what the fk is going on when I push her off it 100 times but hey it's worth a go. Should be fun either way.


roflm

j murray
SA, 947 posts
16 Apr 2010 9:54PM
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Huh!!!!! now kids in my day i had a very sporting finger

it did the trick in 99percent of workouts'

sandman
WA, 432 posts
16 Apr 2010 8:40PM
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I bet one of the controllers has been "mysteriouslly missing" ever since the incident, and if they found it they might get to the root of the problem

KEARNSY
WA, 1322 posts
17 Apr 2010 3:25PM
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getfunky said...

Buying my wifey a Wii for sure!!

She'll wonder what the fk is going on when I push her off it 100 times but hey it's worth a go. Should be fun either way.


DOnt bother - I bought mine one and now she does'nt want to use that anymore either

myusernam
QLD, 6160 posts
17 Apr 2010 9:17PM
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imagine if it was wiifit girl!!!!

http://www.wegame.com/watch/Wii_Fit_Girl/


elmo
WA, 8897 posts
17 Apr 2010 7:52PM
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you can bet all the Wii sales people are forwarding this email around

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
17 Apr 2010 11:34PM
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elmo said...

you can bet all the Wii sales people are forwarding this email around


You can bet any husband who owns a Wii will be smacking their wife over the back with it.

saltiest1
NSW, 2575 posts
18 Apr 2010 10:51PM
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sounds like she wasnt holding it the right way......
or maybe she was!

Hobie1463
SA, 449 posts
22 Apr 2010 4:31PM
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Can someone tell were that nerve is on the body.

I would like to try and crush it on my wife to see what happens..



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