This would have to be a classic Benny Hill skit 
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Reuters April 7, 2010, 1:31 am
LONDON (Reuters) - Two women were arrested at a British airport on suspicion of trying to smuggle a dead relative onto a flight bound for Germany, police said on Tuesday.
The 91-year-old deceased man was pushed in a wheelchair through Liverpool's John Lennon airport wearing sunglasses before check-in staff became suspicious and he was prevented from boarding the plane.
He was believed to have been driven about 35 miles to the airport by taxi from Oldham, Greater Manchester, police added.
The women were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death and were released on bail.
"At 11 a.m. on Saturday 3 April 2010, police at Liverpool John Lennon airport were alerted to the death of a 91-year-old man in the terminal building," police said in a statement.
"Two women aged 41 and 66 were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of death."
The cause of death is not known.
Link:- http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/mp/7028946/women-tried-to-smuggle-corpse-onto-plane/
Typical of all women !!!!!! they still want your body, probably gonna
turn him into dildo's for the European market. 
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chastity belts for senor sits 
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I just fine these thing hilariously funny...especially if you have a good imagination.
Men taking photo's of topless girls..."der, do you think"
Organisers of a march to promote equal opportunity public toplessness have been angered by the number of men taking photos of the women.
About two dozen women drew a crowd of onlookers over the weekend when they shed their shirts and marched downtown in Maine's largest city.
Organiser Ty MacDowell said the point of the march in Portland was that a topless woman out in public should not attract any more attention than a man who walks around without a shirt.
The Portland Press Herald reports that by the end of the march, more than 500 people had amassed.
There was a mix of marchers, young men snapping photos and people just out enjoying a sunny, warm day.
It is not illegal for a woman to be topless in public in Maine and police said there were no incidents or arrests.
MacDowell said she was surprised by the turnout of people who seemed to only be interested in topless women.
"I'm amazed," she told the Portland Press Herald.
"[I'm] enraged at the fact that there's a wall of men watching."
She was particularly upset that people were taking photos of the march.
"A lot of people were taking pictures without even asking," she said.
"Even if you're somewhere where people are fully clothed, you should ask."
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all i thought of was the movie weekend at bernies, they took him waterskiiing, why not on a plane back to germany
