Would you like a receipt with that ?

Yes Rajiv,
I would like a tax invoice for my petrol - it's the fu--in law.
Why is it I always have to ask for a tax invoice when paying for petrol at the servo ?
Or they will ask me if I would like a receipt after I stand there waiting for the fu-k for one.
They always remember to ask me if I have a Fly-buy card.
I mean they can't rort the system just by not giving a tax invoice can they ?
I never encounter this elsewhere. It's always the servo.

I think maybe they just trying to save paper by not printing the extra docket

I keep mine in case a dodgy tank of diesel kills my injectors/pump or more. It hasn't happened to me yet, but I've heard of it a few times (worse with common rail injection). That way I can get my insurance company to follow it up with the servo and hopefully save me $.

Fair enough, never thought of it like that..

But generally you cant claim anything unless its a company car, or you use it for work.

That would probably because 95% of customers then drop it in the shop or just outside the door leaving your mate fond of curries to clean it up.

I thought that would have been obvious Scotty.

I wonder if he bags you by saying "Why ebery orshool Barry in shiny SUV want to be a redkneck pr!ck aboot a simple question, I am not knowing?"

Makes me wonder why too?

A mate of mine arced up once about "Why is evey kn deli in Perth run by bloody Asians!?"

My response? "Add it up mate.. that would be because 'Ozzies' wont work that hard or that long for that kind ofg money."

LONG pause, 'clink' goes the penny.. end of discussion.



Reckon many Bazza and Shazzas (or Scottys) are cueing up to work in the local Servo Scotty?

Nah.. me neither.

Gidday getfunky,

That's an interesting spin on it mate.
Mark my words when I say I won't disrespect you now or in the future. It's just not my go - especially not on a keyboard.
I didn't mention this as a race thing. Rajiv was the the guy who served me yesterday as per his name tag. My point is the servo is the only business I deal with that has a problem of initially issuing a tax invoice without asking.