I know its about 35 degrees + because all the flies come and hang around under the verandah where its cooler and you have to place dodgem to get inside without a whole lot of freeloaders..[}:)]![]()
Also the roos go and sit waist deep in the dam to cool off.
You know it hot when you look in the window of the local sex shop and all the rubber dildos standing up in the window have gone soft and flacid.![]()
You jump into your old holden station wagon and the seat melts your skin to it then rips it off when you jump out with third degree burns.
crows fall out of the sky!!!!
deisel boils in your fuel tank
your built in water tank pops and blows steam
the waterhole you drove through 50kms of bulldust to get to has a layer of boiled tadpoles on top![]()
You talk to a work mate about how great it was today only got to 39 degrees after weeks of 45 or dose47 degrees Carr can't wait to be out of here on Saturday for a month
You can't get the dets into your TNT boosters, cause the TNT has slumped from the heat, and the melting point of TNT is around 70 degrees.