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Created by jev7337 > 9 months ago, 12 Oct 2011
jev7337
QLD, 460 posts
12 Oct 2011 12:36PM
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And I thought as a cyclist you only need to watch out for idiots behind a wheel.

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
12 Oct 2011 11:12AM
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As soon as you here the weez coming from him it helps to live it..Great shot.

Maybe we should go out and Cull all the bucks that hunt bikers

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
12 Oct 2011 1:22PM
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couldnt stop laughing when i watched it on the news. better him than me

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
12 Oct 2011 11:25AM
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jbshack said...

As soon as you here the weez coming from him it helps to live it..Great shot.

Maybe we should go out and Cull all the bucks that hunt bikers


Ok then, lets get this straight! We need to cull all bike hunting bucks or we need some buck nets to keep them at bay

jev7337
QLD, 460 posts
12 Oct 2011 1:59PM
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Nah let's not kill them - well then again, do they taste good on the barbie?

Just imagine pedalling hard through the bush and then all of a sudden this massive thing just launches at you - WTF

Gorgo
VIC, 5127 posts
12 Oct 2011 3:12PM
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It's better to have big scary animals that jump on you and beat you up a bit, than big scary animals that taste you to see if you're good to eat.

FlySurfer
NSW, 4460 posts
12 Oct 2011 3:42PM
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The antelope clearly had right of way.
Even antelope can't stand cyclists

gibberjoe
SA, 956 posts
12 Oct 2011 4:11PM
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just before the cyclist got bucked i think i seen him give the Buck the Bird !!

revenge is soooooooo sweet only a cyclamitrist could upset natures balance,

so are they to have another date? or have they lost the urge!!

japie
NSW, 7146 posts
12 Oct 2011 7:09PM
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What a prick of a thing to happen, he is lucky he did not get tangled up with the bugger.

Here fixed it!




doggie
WA, 15849 posts
12 Oct 2011 4:12PM
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japie said...

What a prick of a thing to happen, he is lucky he did not get tangled up with the bugger.

Here fixed it!







Is that you Japie?

japie
NSW, 7146 posts
12 Oct 2011 7:30PM
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No mate. Have done a fair bit of shooting and did shoot a hartebees but was never into that sort of trophy thing. We lived 300 ks from the nearest town so game was on the menu until months end. We mainly shot small stuff unless we had a lot of labourers.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
12 Oct 2011 7:32PM
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japie said...



Wow,,that guy is ballsy getting that close to the big beast while its sleeping.

I dont really understand the need to shoot animals for sport??
Most sports are between equally skilled players??
Maybe give the animals guns as well, and have the hunter have the same risk of death if he loses. That would be a fair sport then.

Other wise its just guys with guns killing sh!t,,,for fun,,oopppps, I mean sport

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
12 Oct 2011 4:33PM
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japie said...

No mate. Have done a fair bit of shooting and did shoot a hartebees but was never into that sort of trophy thing. We lived 300 ks from the nearest town so game was on the menu until months end. We mainly shot small stuff unless we had a lot of labourers.


I was going to ask can you eat them, I guess you can

I have never understood the trophy thing with shooting

Cue barn.........

barn
WA, 2960 posts
12 Oct 2011 4:58PM
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You rang?

If your gonna pose next do a dead animal, at least make it a good pose!.. That way, future generations will admire you..


japie
NSW, 7146 posts
12 Oct 2011 8:13PM
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The one I shot must have been browsing on a local shrub because it's meat was strongly tainted. There was quite a big herd near the camp but we left them alone after that. The guinea fowl that roosted nearby were not so lucky. There is a good feed

We did a lot of spotlighting with the dogs, ( we all had then), hunting springhares, (run like a kangaroo) and hares, no fire arms.

You never knew what you were going to see there. Most of the kalahari is pretty wooded on a sand base with next to nil ground water. There are no rivers, only old river beds which have never been known to flow. The sand thins out and gives way to calcrete in the beds and there is not bush in the valley for 800 meters either side. That is where the roads are.

We took samples on a 4x2k grid and it involved walking with a compass anywhere from 4 to 26 ks through bush that you could not drive through. You never knew what you were going to come across but it was mainly ostriches and lots of stuff you only heard dashing off.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
12 Oct 2011 8:32PM
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barn said...

You rang?
If your gonna pose next do a dead animal, at least make it a good pose!.. That way, future generations will admire you..


You mean like this??? Is that a good pose for future generations to admire me by??

Mark _australia
WA, 23719 posts
12 Oct 2011 5:44PM
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^^^ I hope you did the "sporting" thing and allowed the whale some equality so it could have it's way with you too?

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
12 Oct 2011 6:03PM
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^^ That photo takes 'humpback' to a whole new level.

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
12 Oct 2011 9:03PM
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FlySurfer said...

The antelope clearly had right of way.


But did the antelope call starboard?

myusernam
QLD, 6160 posts
12 Oct 2011 8:08PM
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lotofwind said...

barn said...

You rang?

You mean like this??? Is that a good pose for future generations to admire me by??



Caption comp?

Take it all bxtch!!

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
12 Oct 2011 9:13PM
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Na,,,nothing cruel or taking advantage off ect.....Its not a humpback, its a .....................................................
wait for it..........................................................................................................................











Sperm whale..... bet you never guessed that punch line

Little Jon
NSW, 2115 posts
12 Oct 2011 11:08PM
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beastiality, what's he do next

SP
10982 posts
12 Oct 2011 10:15PM
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myusernam said...

lotofwind said...

barn said...

You rang?

You mean like this??? Is that a good pose for future generations to admire me by??



Caption comp?

Take it all bxtch!!






Even a 747 looks small when you park it in the great canyon..

Hot dog in a hallway

& I thought the saying feeding a tic to a whale was about fat chicks

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
13 Oct 2011 10:11AM
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Back on topic (although I'm wiping tears from my eyes - funny guys!)

I'm sure there are some mtb riders here who have been hit by a roo - I've nearly been wiped out a few times as they've turned at the last second.

BabaORiley
WA, 434 posts
13 Oct 2011 7:40AM
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Sailhack said...

Back on topic (although I'm wiping tears from my eyes - funny guys!)

I'm sure there are some mtb riders here who have been hit by a roo - I've nearly been wiped out a few times as they've turned at the last second.


A roo knocked us off my bike then stole it.


getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
13 Oct 2011 4:30PM
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^^^

lotofwind said...

I dont really understand the need to shoot animals for sport??
Most sports are between equally skilled players??
Maybe give the animals guns as well, and have the hunter have the same risk of death if he loses. That would be a fair sport then.

Other wise its just guys with guns killing sh!t,,,for fun,,oopppps, I mean sport




Agree.

Bloke I know goes up into the Perf hills at night and hunts feral boar. Feral pigs do all sorts of damage (crikey I hope Leperdude isn't reading this??).

Anyway rather than a one sided argument holding a high powered rifle, he takes em out with a crossbow or standard style bow. Yeh - he is a bit of a special unique snowflake.

If he misses/annoys it it could have his guts for garters. Not my cup of tea but closer to an equal sport at least.



Now to try and erase that image of a humpedback whale.

Might pop over to the kiting-kitersurfers thread and say g'day to the lovely Holly.

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
13 Oct 2011 6:40PM
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national Parks and Wildlife Service (NPWS) area manager, Dave Crust, says some pig hunters believe they are doing us a favour by killing feral pigs in our national parks and nature reserves, but this “couldn't be further from the truth”.
“We have a well-planned strategy for controlling feral animals including trapping, poisoning, field shooting and aerial shooting,” says Mr Crust.
Illegal hunters cut gates and fences, dump rubbish, smash signs, lose dogs and generally only take one or two animals out of the mob whilst letting the rest go.
“Hunting dogs also push feral pigs deeper into inaccessible pristine areas making overall control so much harder.


www.cowracommunitynews.com/viewnews.php?newsid=8303&id=47

Pugwash
WA, 7733 posts
13 Oct 2011 4:51PM
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lotofwind said...
You mean like this??? Is that a good pose for future generations to admire me by??



That looks like a dead boy whale - or, is that his flipper in the centre left (white colour).

I guess a boy whale is appropriate for a bagger

BTW - what did you "photoshop" out of the bottom corner Perhaps it was flipper

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
13 Oct 2011 8:12PM
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Yeah,not sure what was photochopped,,maybe lots of blood
The pic was from the old fishng forums that some will remember Seabreeze had many moons ago.
If you ever read them,,,,you would know why it got axed,,,,,sick bunch some of those fisho's.Well , the ones that posted here anyway.



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