The neat trimmed white beard 
....................................does that signal your a non-breeder 
Oversized stomach veranda 
...................................getting set for a pushalong or gofore 
Removable yellow teeth 
..................................a little long in the tooth 
Wear boardy or cargos 
....................................budgies in the back of the cubboard [}:)]
The old car will do
...................................no use getting a new one 
are you 40,mmmmm 40+ oooooooh, 50 ggggooooosh, 50+ oouccch
60 ssssiiiigggh, 60+ mommamia, 70 hell, 70+ hello mate, mate, mate.
80 ya rite there bloke , 80+ good job digger 
Rellie! being a woman I did a search on your issue "aural hair"
and this is my google match 
?
Mine grow on the tops of my ears, not heaps just one or two, but long. Not even 40 yet
