"Weiry (in the red corner) thought he had a chance against the long established tradition of the Windsurfing Forum Caption Comp"
the windsurfers have a caption comp. you win it you get to put up the next photo.BUT you gotta win it and be applauded by popular consent.
you just jumped the queue
hence all the red thumbs
little kid: "sorry dude, but I unpicked most of the seams in your shorts.....say - is that your girlfriend back there laughing?"
It was at this point that little Johnny-il-sum wished he had a big arse American truck with an anti-aircraft gun in the back.
If only he had stuck to the Windsurf Forum caption comp and not tried to make his own way in the big world