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Created by Mr float > 9 months ago, 22 Nov 2012
Mr float

Mr float

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23 Nov 2012 12:15AM
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I have recently done a bit of shopping at target and have noticed their rubbery shopping bags .I discovered today that they are corn starch .they are also nutricious and i ate one of the bags for dinner .yum

BulldogPup

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22 Nov 2012 9:52PM
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haaaaaaaaa! .... target (pronounced tarshjay) bag nachos .... wicked

Craig66

Craig66

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23 Nov 2012 7:32AM
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Mr float said...

I have recently done a bit of shopping at target and have noticed their rubbery shopping bags .I discovered today that they are corn starch .they are also nutricious and i ate one of the bags for dinner .yum


wow Lach, so do you now have an inbuild bag to carry your beer gut ?????



pooman

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WA, 293 posts
23 Nov 2012 4:10PM
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Mr float said...

I have recently done a bit of shopping at target and have noticed their rubbery shopping bags .I discovered today that they are corn starch .they are also nutricious and i ate one of the bags for dinner .yum


Did you also notice the additional 10c on your charge for the bag?

AquaPlow

AquaPlow

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24 Nov 2012 11:16AM
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Hopefully U did not forget to wash your handles

japie

japie

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24 Nov 2012 12:25PM
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Fatso!

FlySurfer

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24 Nov 2012 1:21PM
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BulldogPup said...
haaaaaaaaa! .... target (pronounced tarshjay) bag nachos .... wicked


WTF... it's target pronounced farking Target.

moohan

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WA, 147 posts
24 Nov 2012 9:00PM
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FlySurfer said...
BulldogPup said...
haaaaaaaaa! .... target (pronounced tarshjay) bag nachos .... wicked


WTF... it's target pronounced farking Target.



Nah, definitely tarshjay....

BulldogPup

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24 Nov 2012 9:48PM
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FlySurfer said...
BulldogPup said...
haaaaaaaaa! .... target (pronounced tarshjay) bag nachos .... wicked


WTF... it's target pronounced farking Target.



I'll farking pronounce whatever I want to farking pronounce it as mate .... and I'm pronouncing it farking Tarshjay STTFYGE

STTFYGE ...(So There The Fark You Go Eh)

FlySurfer

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25 Nov 2012 9:24AM
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BulldogPup said...
FlySurfer said...
BulldogPup said...
haaaaaaaaa! .... target (pronounced tarshjay) bag nachos .... wicked


WTF... it's target pronounced farking Target.



I'll farking pronounce whatever I want to farking pronounce it as mate .... and I'm pronouncing it farking Tarshjay STTFYGE

STTFYGE ...(So There The Fark You Go Eh)


Sorry mate my wife just reminded me it's how Bogans refer to TARGET. Go ahead mate be proud of your social group.

Rights to the Target logo and name were granted to Myer Emporium Ltd. (later Coles Group), by the Dayton Hudson Corporation (now known as Target Corporation)

Target Corporation, doing business as Target, is an American retailing company headquartered in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It is the second-largest discount retailer in the United States, behind Walmart.[6][7] The company is ranked at number 33 on the Fortune 500 as of 2010 and is a component of the Standard & Poor's 500 index. Its bullseye trademark is licensed to Wesfarmers, owners of the separate Target Australia chain which is unrelated to Target Corporation.

Mr float

Mr float

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25 Nov 2012 7:14PM
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pooman said...
Mr float said...

I have recently done a bit of shopping at target and have noticed their rubbery shopping bags .I discovered today that they are corn starch .they are also nutricious and i ate one of the bags for dinner .yum


Did you also notice the additional 10c on your charge for the bag?



only 10 cents eh.Cheap dinner and it carries my beer gut just fine too

NotWal

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25 Nov 2012 8:06PM
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FlySurfer said...
BulldogPup said...
haaaaaaaaa! .... target (pronounced tarshjay) bag nachos .... wicked


WTF... it's target pronounced farking Target.



Yea but you didn't pronounce anything did you. Maybe you're saying tarjay.

subasurf

subasurf

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25 Nov 2012 8:07PM
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An argument on SB about how to pronounce 'Target'.

Stay classy folks.

landyacht

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25 Nov 2012 10:45PM
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Mr float said...

I have recently done a bit of shopping at target and have noticed their rubbery shopping bags .I discovered today that they are corn starch .they are also nutricious and i ate one of the bags for dinner .yum


instead of growing food on irrigation plots they are growing chemicals to make bags for people too lazy to take thier own,who then just dump the bag.
what are we coming to .

Mark _australia

Mark _australia

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25 Nov 2012 10:58PM
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According to the other forum, petrochemical indutries only exists cos they banned hemp.

Dude: We could all have mull bags and then eat AND /OR smoke them when we got home. That would be waayyy better than corn starch baggieessss - maaan :)
Man: yeah dude. Hey what were we talkin about ? Oh Target yeah I used to work there before I got like all hungry and ate all the bags Dude. heeeehee

Mr float

Mr float

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26 Nov 2012 10:25AM
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landyacht said...
Mr float said...

I have recently done a bit of shopping at target and have noticed their rubbery shopping bags .I discovered today that they are corn starch .they are also nutricious and i ate one of the bags for dinner .yum


instead of growing food on irrigation plots they are growing chemicals to make bags for people too lazy to take thier own,who then just dump the bag.
what are we coming to .



what? Are you talking about cornstarch bags ? As I said they are delicious and a cheap meal .I fed the whole family last night for 50 cents ,I thought that rather than eating them raw I would jazz things up a bit wrapping them around a skewer and boling them and serving them like corn on a cob ,with a little salt and peper and buter there were no complaints .The only thing dumped was a visit to the toilet this morning.
Ive got a couple left ,maybe target bag burritos tonight ,yummy

dusta

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26 Nov 2012 1:32PM
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FlySurfer said...

Rights to the Target logo and name were granted to Myer Emporium Ltd. (later Coles Group), by the Dayton Hudson Corporation (now known as Target Corporation)

Target Corporation, doing business as Target, is an American retailing company headquartered in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It is the second-largest discount retailer in the United States, behind Walmart.[6][7] The company is ranked at number 33 on the Fortune 500 as of 2010 and is a component of the Standard & Poor's 500 index. Its bullseye trademark is licensed to Wesfarmers, owners of the separate Target Australia chain which is unrelated to Target Corporation.



Mr float

Mr float

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26 Nov 2012 5:47PM
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dusta said...
FlySurfer said...

Rights to the Target logo and name were granted to Myer Emporium Ltd. (later Coles Group), by the Dayton Hudson Corporation (now known as Target Corporation)

Target Corporation, doing business as Target, is an American retailing company headquartered in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It is the second-largest discount retailer in the United States, behind Walmart.[6][7] The company is ranked at number 33 on the Fortune 500 as of 2010 and is a component of the Standard & Poor's 500 index. Its bullseye trademark is licensed to Wesfarmers, owners of the separate Target Australia chain which is unrelated to Target Corporation.






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