Question. If you worked at a bubble wrap factory.....Would you fart in the machine air intake, knowing that years from now, somebody poppping the bubbles would cop a whiff of your fart ????
Yes.
But then I would also be tempted to grab the roll and pop it straight away just to savour the full-bodied aroma 
Attempted to blow up a balloon that way once, but couldn't get it started!
Them's the days...young, dumb and full of (er...) flatulence!
When I was a kid I farted in a tupperware container and stuck it in the freezer hoping that my dad, brother or sisters would open it thinking it was food.
It was my brother who enjoyed the frozen, stench, ripping through his nose hairs.
MWHAHAHAH
You should try it one day. Frozen fart anyone?
Farts are as farts do..... They are a wounderous and thunderous event shunned by women folk....... God only knows why?????
Im 41 and still giggle at anyone rippin one off until I get a wiff
PS My farts are awsome
but would you fart into the bubble wrap machine therefore affording yourself a kind of immortality ????
But I am a lady 
