i went to a mates place the other week for a party. all was good in chrispy world...until i took the long walk for a pee. finally got there and was blissing at the 6 beers pouring from me... until the shake all was sweet....then the dick chopper hit me...the last of my pee watered me, i went into shock as i thought my buddy might be injured and, then cursed loudly.
wtf...how do dick chopper toilet seats still exist in 2012 with all that we have learned.
i am a lazy and hopeless handyman,yet even i would fix/attempt/pay someone to sort this out.
rant over....
im pissing on his leg and cracking his nuts if it is not fixed next time i visit. go on better homes and gardens,fix that you .........
Now, there may be more to this than meets the untrained eye, but are you saying you sat down to piss??
So, if the average toilet seat is 40cms from the floor and my hips are 85cms from the ground, you have an extremely prideworthy appendage. 
oh im blushing
Alas, my organ was designed to play in a church, not a cathedral
The seat should be up anyway, if someone wants to sit they can put the seat down! [}:)]
Does todger still "function" mate ..... cripes 
shoulda removed the hazard and deposited it safely out through the bathroom window 
the Mallet's health & wellbeing is forefront
Usually at a party, drinking beer and needing a piss its normal to do it in the garden or somewhere else outside. So when I read about dick choppers, a term I've never heard of before, I was a bit worried.
I can't believe some plumbers install toilets and cisterns like this. You could sort of understand it if they were women, but you would think the plumbers would insist that the seat sits back 'safely'.
Needless to say, mine have been installed the correct way!
