The only patch of green on your front lawn is under the tree that you hang your bar and lines, harness etc on to hose them off after a session.
your lounge room table is a windsurfing board with legs
u come home to see that ur misses has moved your equiptment out of the kitchen and under the patio
you spend $50000 on a vehicle, to transport $5000 on a car... that you happily let your salt-water laden gear drip-dry inside of it.
..you've been doing it for so long that a new generation has started taking it up, and you can't understand what the **** they are saying.
Buster ADDICTIONS sound very dangerous for you son. (Re Previous topic posted)
Dont want to upset you but
When your off your face mate turns up, amped up ,loads you up. 
AND you drive flat out to arrive to see an 8 foot hissing point break to surf and sail off your dial with a huge smile 
addict.
Better still if kiters are down wind and out your way , are lining up ,and are wave riding only. makes for a plesant high.
With over 100 days windsurfing in Geraldton so far this summer 09 fully windy and lit,you got to screan the sceen. Slip slop and slap and watch your back,and always look out for the bad ass ased assasin. For he is often on holidays lerking to addict you.
One more beer one more session
you watch two and a half men just to dream about owning one of those houses right on the beach in the opening scenes.
