Dropped my golden retriever puppy of at the oldies before going onto night shift. They woke up this morning to find the dog under the Christmas tree with a mouth full of presents and paper everywhere. on further investigation they found bits of expensive jewelry which was supposed to be a given to my brothers other half was chewed and destroyed beyond repair. the earing facets are ok but the necklace rock is missing they are monitoring the "dog dumps" with a stick in the next few days to try and recover it.;-(
Anyone else had a puppy dog disaster?
Oh dear.
Can it be proven the dog was a kiter? 
Better than a cat doing it mind you. Could bugger off and dump a diamond in the neighbour's property!
A friend of mine went gold panning with 3 other friends near the Plamer River. They worked hard all weekend and actually found some gold, carefully adding to their stash of shiny dust with each passing hour. On the last night of their trip they all got pissed to celebrate. Unfortunately when it came time to feed their pet dogs, they were so pissed that they used the gold pan (with all of the gold dust in it) as a dogs bowl. As per usual, the dogs licked the bowl clean. They didn't realise until the morning.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'gold nugget' 
when he was a pup, my dog thought the drywall was a good midnight snack... was crappin concrete for the next two days... hardened him right up!
never chewed anything he wasnt supposed to after that...
except some salty kite lines... once.
wont go near a kite now..
