Stupid sayings and how did they start and get known world wide.
Like the saying "I dont want to blow smoke up your as$ , but"
It is said when about to give a complement, like "I dont want to give you a big head, but"
Why "blow smoke up your as$"??????When does anyone blow smoke were the sun dosent shine???
And what about "fair suck of the sav"
"pushing sh!t up hill"
Has someone actually tried pushing crap up a hill???Is it really that hard to do???,,,,or had turns sucking a sav, missed your turn and said"Fair suck of the sav mate"??????
Who starts them and how do they become public usage???
"Please explain"
Whatever happened to the thread about good old aussie-isms ??
It was as "full as a fat girl's knickers" with top sayings 
But alot of these sayings are world wide,,
not just aussie-isms.
How do they spread internationally,,,and alot of them dont really make alot of sense,,,even though we know what they mean.
"drunk as a skunk" Does a skunk drink???
"cool as a cucummber" maybe the answer to global warmming?????
I did hear on the ABC show about the origin or
"pushing sh!t up hill"
But then I googled it.....
to much info..to much porn
OMG is that a dead pig flying backwards.
One in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A stich in time saves nine.
I'm over the moon.
holy cow.
It's better than a pus sandwich!
Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
google says:
If I see this headline
"Two escape from light plane crash"
My 1st reaction is..oh it's ok..it's only a "Light" crash 
durrrrrrrrrrrrr Gyps'....stupid
Well you are damed if you do, and your damed if you don't!
Kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
Sparrows fart.
Cunning as a dunny rat
rare as rocking horse $h1t
kiteboy , you have way too much time available to yourself!!!
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I just say a video last night on youtube or something where the mythbusters actually managed to polish a turd. They managed to get 180 international shine units out of some animal crap. apparently anything above 70 is considered glossy.http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-polishing-a-turd.html
Holy cr@p kiteboy!
Now I also understand where the term Bondi cigars comes from!
I reckon Bill Clinton was inocent after all.. he was merely facilitating some medical treatment for his feverish young intern, but mistakenly knocked on the front door, rather than the back door.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours."
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ~Aldous Huxley
Without geography, you're nowhere. ~Author Unknown
You can't have everything... where would you put it? ~Steven Wright
...add to that 'going down like a cheap whore at a stag party'
always works well in a kitchen ( mind the waitress )
"Can't have your cake and eat it too!"
Of course I want to eat my @#$%ing cake......
Has anyone even tried to get a big black dog up em?
Ha ha - met a couple of hotty Fench Canadians (from memory...whatever, they were exotic, hot and spoke funny
) fresh into Oz on their second day and offered to help em out with some local lingo.
Cunning lingo has always been my fav so I taught them the term 'geddabigblackdogupya!' and tried - valiantly - to explain it is an almost universal term for when taking the pizz (that also needed explaining) and also for when you are genuinely pizzed at someone. use it liberally whilst in our wonderful country i advised.
They were amused but very confused and I think they booked a flight to NZ shortly after.
^^^ lol...
My dads wife came from Holland...and I think a bit hard or hearing..
They went to swank place for dinner and drinks with some big wig property
developer people...
After they all sat down to have pre dinner drinks next to the bar area
dads wife pickup up a bowl of nuts and asked every one if they would like some
penis....
I crack up everytime I thing about it...
especially with her thick dutch accent.
