seems like after five hours of windsurfing my performance in bed is otherwise pethetic.. according to the misses.
everytime i have a good session on the water all i want to do is pass-out under the sheets.
Its ok if im asleap dreaming of wind when she is on-top but when i am "summonzed" for duty i cant perform i can bearly move my arms and my legs cause they feel like jelly . tis is not erectile dysfunction as that area is working fine.
its more hardcore wind-induced physical body dysfunction.
I feel that the only thing i want her to do is denco-rub massage
she stated that she is going run over my boards with her car and make a bonfire out of my sails so she can get her satisfaction..:/?
im scared thay she is going to run of with the postman who does "scrapbook" as a hobby
please help?
one word- it begins with vibr... and ends in "leave me the hell alone i'm going to sleep" 
I will go over to your place and give it to her.
I promise I'll be really bad in bed, she'll think you are good (comparatively) and will want you again.
I won't even charge.
i wasn't going to bite but,
first i thought
i think you need help. you have unfortunately over indulged and now your addiction is taking over your life. i can see how this could happen to anyone although i've never experienced it.
then i thought
sometimes we look to the wrong reasons not realising there is an issue we subconsiously cannot reconcile.
maybe it's not actually the windsurfing but more just you are a dud....... 
Nowind??? don't let her run over your boards and destroy your sails,
Donate them to me , as is.[}:)][}:)] Then you two can work out
your problem without, overbearing distractions!
easy..... peasy.....lots..o..love LOL LOL
Just buy a Starboard Gemini and then you can do both at once :D
sorry mate, cant help as i dont have that problem and wouldnt be able to share my experience.
I had the same issue;
I'm single and I hunt Friday nights and Saturday night both after a good 3-4 hours session.
One big can of energy drink (I like samedi) + One blue pill if you know what I mean
Keeps me going all night long
As you can see from my avatar I'm still effected by my last weekend's doze
Get her into windsurfing...then she'll leave you alone!
Also, gives you the chance to buy more gear...for her.
we broke up wow what a shame.
turns out she wants to dick her room mate insted..her loss mark do you want her emaill adress mabe the entire internet population can dick her aswell
sound like a nice girl not 
I think you should talk to a family consultant.
Me and wife (aka my right hand) are totally good together after a 2 hour session.
its ok guys now when i go windsurfing i dont cop a domestic dispute!!!!!! you guys can have her and her winging.
usually heart broken ut this time im glad..
back to being single ... she can dick her room mates all she wants now..;...
