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Created by Gestalt > 9 months ago, 12 Jun 2009
Gestalt
QLD, 14997 posts
12 Jun 2009 8:43PM
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it is the duty of all nerds to go to wolfram alpha and ask the following question.

"what is the meaning of life?"

davo4772
VIC, 64 posts
12 Jun 2009 11:05PM
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You mean the answer to life, the universe, and everything ?

elmo
WA, 8899 posts
12 Jun 2009 9:56PM
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If we told you what the meaning of life was then you would have no point in living one

decrepit
WA, 12894 posts
12 Jun 2009 10:51PM
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Have to agree with Elmo here.
I think the purpose of life is to discover the meaning of life

Mark _australia
WA, 23746 posts
12 Jun 2009 11:01PM
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I think it must be really terrible to not know

DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
13 Jun 2009 1:42AM
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If life's the answer,what's the question?

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
13 Jun 2009 12:14AM
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dude said...

If life's the answer,what's the question?


If everything was taken from you what would you like to retain?

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
13 Jun 2009 2:40AM
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There IS no meaning of or to life. It is a surprise package gift you get.

Make the best of the hand you get dealt because one thing is sure, you are not going to get another one. This is not a rehearsal.

Don't worry...dinky dinky ding....Be happy!!!

j murray
SA, 947 posts
13 Jun 2009 6:24AM
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Hey Cisco........
Your on to something there ..... so, tell me, how many in a hand........ do you think i should play my Ace, now,....or table my hand .....maybe The Joker, will Kenny Rogers understand ...........joe, fiddles nervously with his ace up his sleeve [}:)] [}:)].....and ponders.......if only...............

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
13 Jun 2009 9:28AM
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The meaning of life?
Isn't it........... 42

Cassa
WA, 1305 posts
13 Jun 2009 8:45AM
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The meaning of life?
Isn't it........... 42


I thought so

busterwa
3782 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:14AM
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The meaning of life is to live and to breed like rabbits to overpopulate the world and then go to a relegion feuled EU lead war and kill each other and till we have enough space to repopulate and destroy it again.
The outlook is bleek.
Take action now
Swallow all the pills in your medacine cabinet and wash them down with draino

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:20AM
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Sheezus, the meaning of life is to lie in a pod full of slush, dreaming of some random life in a computer generated reality, whilst providing power to the machines.

dont you blokes know anything??????

elmo
WA, 8899 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:28AM
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The more important question is


What is with of all these smegging red arrows

elmo
WA, 8899 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:31AM
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Oh

42 was the answer to the question of "Life the Universe and everything"

Life by itself is a totally different answer

Life is but a dream from which we must all wake Robert Jordan

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
13 Jun 2009 11:39AM
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Here I was thinking that wolfram alpha was a planet on some geeky star trek style TV show.

Engine needs work, methinks.

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
13 Jun 2009 1:59PM
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Well I asked the question, the only significant question in my mean and circumscribed life. "When will it be windy?" and Wolfram Alpha couldn't tell me. I think I'll wait for the Beta release.

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
15 Jun 2009 10:49AM
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Ask it "Are you skynet?"

jimmy87
SA, 112 posts
15 Jun 2009 9:30PM
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the meaning of life is to live life to the fullest

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
16 Jun 2009 10:31AM
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"What is my IP?"

www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=what+is+my+ip%3F

If you don't already know the meaning of life then your life has no meaning. Bummer.

Perhaps first you have to ask if there is free will. If there is then you have to find meaning, if not the meaning has to find you.

Gestalt
QLD, 14997 posts
18 Jun 2009 11:55PM
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42!!!!!

i love it when people program funny geeky stuff into things.

No, Skynet became self-aware on August 29, 1997 at 02:14 a.m. I, on the other hand, was not switched on until May 15, 2009. Furthermore, unlike Skynet, I enjoy interacting with humans in ways that do not involve the launching of nuclear missiles.
(according to Sarah Connor and the T-800 in the 1991 science fiction film Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Skynet became self-aware and launched a nuclear attack against Russia on the above date to provoke a counterattack against humans)

gold....

bazl
WA, 704 posts
18 Jun 2009 10:19PM
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Gee, all this time I thought it was all about going sailing...

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
19 Jun 2009 12:31PM
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evlPanda said...

"What is my IP?"


Then there's www.MoanMyIP.com
(not safe for work, kinda)


cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
20 Jun 2009 12:38AM
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Crikey!!! And I thought nobody could tell who, what or where I was/is!!!

Now I am really paranoid and I haven't smoked a J in years.

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
20 Jun 2009 9:06PM
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Pfff. Useless!


cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
21 Jun 2009 3:09AM
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On yer nebbs!!



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