Let me guess I kite surf magazine,piece of s!#t
... D.O.W shouldn't be trivialised as merely an acronym. My apologies! D.O.W is a way of life, its more powerful than all other words, its a decision process that has to be adheared too, no matter what! We know that all things in our lives Depends On Wind, if you do anything you consult the DOW, and with your answer, you do what you do!! 
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you know Curtin University used to be called Curtin University of Technology. when they changed from W.A.I.T., they were actually going to call it Curtin University of New Technology, although you can see why they didn't.
That would have made a good uni tshirt print
Technically, an acronym is only an acronym if it is pronounced as a word. HTFU is not an acronym. LOL is. 
So what does lol stand for ?
WAF: wife acceptance factor!
If DOW is high and the WAF is low then your a POS if you go anyway.
or if DOW > WAF = 
but then 
later
but DOW < WAF = 
and your 
DOW = WAF = 
you LOL and maybe 
alround
Yep, its all a load of WTF!
