Bambi in the headlights is roadkill again. After a ski racing career full of success,fun and painfull injuries,I enjoy the freedom of kiting especially in a bikini and harness only.While launching on my bum on sand in wake boots ,my cheeks run over rocks and shells,now my cheeks are a scabby weeping mess.3 weeks out of water and I wear a nappy under my sarong.I would send a photo of the injury but a self portrait is difficult.This happened on the N.S.W. South Coast last week in a great N.E..I will still kite in a bikini,its so painfull sitting down.
Bambie is originally a boys name if we think of the dear.. It kinda messed me up as a kid when someone pointed out bambie was a boy.. Weird. I'm really hoping the same thing doesn't happen all over again here. Should be a rule against male bambies including the cute dear ones. The name should purely be preserved for cute girls/ 'dancers'
Its also best if not associated with gross scabs. but there is no strict rule there.
Edit: just clicked the profile..... Bambie is a dancer... oooops ![]()
"scabby weeping mess" i dont wanna see that, hot or not
bambi's profile is dodgy no photos there either ????
a pole dance instructor, oh yeah, an extrovert with no photos ????
And Bambi, I know your game. The topic heading is designed to pull the reader into a false sence of content... allowing you to perpetrate your female allure.
Smart.... very smart... as 95% of forum readers are male with very high testosterone levels. You have successfully gotten over 1000 veiws. You could use this kind of marketing strategy to go viral on youtube.
I think I'll start a thread about some male attracting topic and see if I can do the same!
what the heck, got nothing better to do.