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CHEDDER CHEESE ON TIGHT BUNS

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Created by Bambi > 9 months ago, 19 Jan 2011
Bambi
NSW, 4 posts
19 Jan 2011 2:45PM
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Bambi in the headlights is roadkill again. After a ski racing career full of success,fun and painfull injuries,I enjoy the freedom of kiting especially in a bikini and harness only.While launching on my bum on sand in wake boots ,my cheeks run over rocks and shells,now my cheeks are a scabby weeping mess.3 weeks out of water and I wear a nappy under my sarong.I would send a photo of the injury but a self portrait is difficult.This happened on the N.S.W. South Coast last week in a great N.E..I will still kite in a bikini,its so painfull sitting down.

KIT33R
NSW, 1716 posts
19 Jan 2011 3:14PM
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Too funny, keep up the good work!

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
19 Jan 2011 12:43PM
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Pics or it didn't happen..

Try to focus on sending as many 'before' pics as poss.

harry potter
VIC, 2777 posts
19 Jan 2011 4:53PM
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myusernam
QLD, 6160 posts
19 Jan 2011 7:46PM
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bambi i bet you are a dude who likes to kite in a bikini.

Flux
WA, 533 posts
19 Jan 2011 10:22PM
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really?? I'm sure I don't speak for myself here "keen 4 evidence photo..'s"

tightlines
WA, 3510 posts
19 Jan 2011 10:27PM
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Bambi said...

stuff.....I would send a photo of the injury but a self portrait is difficult.


Im pretty handy with a camera ......just saying.

Smedg
NSW, 836 posts
20 Jan 2011 12:12PM
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Bambie is originally a boys name if we think of the dear.. It kinda messed me up as a kid when someone pointed out bambie was a boy.. Weird. I'm really hoping the same thing doesn't happen all over again here. Should be a rule against male bambies including the cute dear ones. The name should purely be preserved for cute girls/ 'dancers' Its also best if not associated with gross scabs. but there is no strict rule there.

Edit: just clicked the profile..... Bambie is a dancer... oooops

harry potter
VIC, 2777 posts
20 Jan 2011 2:01PM
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Smedg said...

Bambie is originally a boys name if we think of the dear.. It kinda messed me up as a kid when someone pointed out bambie was a boy.. Weird. I'm really hoping the same thing doesn't happen all over again here. Should be a rule against male bambies including the cute dear ones. The name should purely be preserved for cute girls/ 'dancers' Its also best if not associated with gross scabs. but there is no strict rule there.

Edit: just clicked the profile..... Bambie is a dancer... oooops


LOL
oooops..... looks like there is no venison for you then

little o
WA, 405 posts
20 Jan 2011 11:56AM
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Self claiming of the tight buns......I think this isn't a girl......

the gibbo
WA, 776 posts
20 Jan 2011 12:39PM
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"scabby weeping mess" i dont wanna see that, hot or not

bambi's profile is dodgy no photos there either ????

a pole dance instructor, oh yeah, an extrovert with no photos ????

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
20 Jan 2011 6:56PM
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Here is a pic of Bambi for all you that wanted to see.

merman
QLD, 431 posts
20 Jan 2011 6:38PM
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teehehehehe its a CABRINA!!!!!!

The down stroke must be blinding!!!!

Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
20 Jan 2011 8:01PM
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can we be sure its the kite he is pumping

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
20 Jan 2011 11:36PM
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eeeewww eeeeewwww eeewwwwwwww.(and what does GTFO mean,pardon my ignorance)

Clintos
QLD, 88 posts
20 Jan 2011 11:11PM
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Mr float said...

eeeewww eeeeewwww eeewwwwwwww.(and what does GTFO mean,pardon my ignorance)


Newfag... I bet you can't even triforce either...

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
21 Jan 2011 12:19AM
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Clintos said...

Mr float said...

eeeewww eeeeewwww eeewwwwwwww.(and what does GTFO mean,pardon my ignorance)


Newfag... I bet you can't even triforce either...


huh?

Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
21 Jan 2011 12:22AM
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Mr float said...

Clintos said...

Mr float said...

eeeewww eeeeewwww eeewwwwwwww.(and what does GTFO mean,pardon my ignorance)


Newfag... I bet you can't even triforce either...


huh?


Must be a new Qld thing for the younger kids float, I'm with you ...huh? Lol
Ps. Bambi.... No picture or it never happened

michel
NSW, 413 posts
21 Jan 2011 6:54AM
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If you have to yell to get your post noticed you are definitely an attention seeker

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
21 Jan 2011 9:02AM
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I wanna know why Lotowind has a pic like that in his collection!!

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
21 Jan 2011 2:55PM
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lotofwind said...

Here is a pic of Bambi for all you that wanted to see.




A cool optical illusion makes this guy look like he's wearing high heels too.

Is that you Lotta?... your ex-missus really posted that hey!

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
21 Jan 2011 3:00PM
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And Bambi, I know your game. The topic heading is designed to pull the reader into a false sence of content... allowing you to perpetrate your female allure.

Smart.... very smart... as 95% of forum readers are male with very high testosterone levels. You have successfully gotten over 1000 veiws. You could use this kind of marketing strategy to go viral on youtube.

I think I'll start a thread about some male attracting topic and see if I can do the same!

what the heck, got nothing better to do.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
21 Jan 2011 5:50PM
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Bigwavedave said...

I wanna know why Lotowind has a pic like that in his collection!!


I stole it from the windsurfing funny caption comp that they have in their forum.
They seem to like it?????
Does anyone know how to delete it from my photo gallery on here,,,please help,,,,,or is it stuck there for life???
If so I might have to cancel my seabreeze membership

Oh and Stabber,,the poledancers said thanks for letting them take your photo

Little Jon
NSW, 2115 posts
21 Jan 2011 8:50PM
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lotofwind said...

Here is a pic of Bambi for all you that wanted to see.




Do you have a photo with him her at the bottom position of the pump

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
21 Jan 2011 9:16PM
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you promised you wouldn't ever show it......you promised

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
21 Jan 2011 10:58PM
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Little Jon said...

lotofwind said...

Here is a pic of Bambi for all you that wanted to see.




Do you have a photo with him her at the bottom position of the pump


Why the f@ck would you want to see that little Jon????????
I feel sick that I even posted the up stroke,,to try and get a laugh.

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
22 Jan 2011 6:33PM
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more laughter to be had if he turned around.



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