Normally by now there has been a big announcement by the organisers regarding the name of the BIG international invite.
I'm wondering who will make an appearance this year.
Here's a big announcement folks.
<<<<<<<<<BIG ANNOUNCEMENT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The organisers are honoured to announce that the BIG International Invite to Merimbula Corona 2011 is ............. in line with the theme that is bringing out all those old Austen Tayshus lines.........and brushing aside years of tradition of big name stars not being invited but turning up anyway the organisers are paying a five figure sum as an attendance fee to.......... Harry friggin' Butler. Yes that's right folks Harry Butler. But he won't be in the wild at Corona come Thursday week. He'll be in the friggin' buff. Yes that's right. Won't be wearing a shred cept for his corked friggin' hat.
And he is going to drive the girls crazy.
So what should you do about it hey girls? What about helping old Harry to save our oh so cuddly koala bears and do your bit for the big event at the same time? Well I'll give you the drum. If you want to help old Harry to save the little critters then you hows about you lead by example. I reckon the koalas been giving out all the cuddles all these years. How about you give out a few in return to the fellas. You know, show your appreciation and all. Bitta imitation being the greatest form of flattery and all. Ask yourself; "What would a koala do?" Well I might be able to answer that for you too girls. He would hand out the cuddles. Left, right and centre.
So you fellas. If you want to be a chick magnet in Merimbula this year. If you want ot cash in on all that good vibe and peace out with Harry and Steve then you know what you gotta do. You gotta dress like Harry Steve and you gotta cuddle the girls. Or hang on maybe its safer if you let them cuddle you. And maybe you better not be in the buff either. I wouldn't like to think of you getting too excited in that state and f..k knows we might get sued. Thinking about it there will be enough chick magnets for the swedish nymphomaniacs staying in Steve's apartment.
So what other big stars are coming hey Who tf are you? We know about Harry and Steve and the swedish girls. And we know all the usual suspects are gonna be there. Well I reckon I can have a fair crack at answering that one too. Whoever turns up is a star in my book.
So who tf can outdo who then? Who's going to take the cake this year? Who's going to outdo Harry friggin' Butler in the buff hey? What about you Steve? Watcha got in store for us hey???
What about you doggies from SA? Hey loverboy? You coming over to give us the old third leg treatment again and piss all over the joint. Those Swedish girls with Steve are going to love you boys too.
Oh and INTHELOOP in keeping with Responsible Service of Alcohol guidelines which MSC has been adhering too since before Harry was a boy and all other forms of political correctness Coronas will only be consumed in moderation this year. And I apologise in advance for all the jokes about busloads full of swedish nymphomaniacs eating watermelon in Steve's apartment and I apologise in advance to alot of people for the disgraceful things I am about to do.....did someone mention joints? I need another beer. I am making about as much sense as waveslave or sir rowdy...please moderator can you ban me....... put me out of my misery.... before I see another post from one of those inveterate poster clowns.........
I'd rather it if there was surf first. The wind is there again today but it's so bloody flat!!
According to GFS, an appearance of a ECL at best or trough at worst looks likely between N'castle and Coffs Wednesday to Thursday 23/24 November. High pressure after and looks like NE wind late Saturday into pumping N-NE wind Sunday. Obviously early days...
A long time windsurfing contestant, Dave, has booked a unit across the road from the beach and now finds that his friend has dropped out. He is looking to share the rent here with someone. There are 2 bedrooms.. double in one room and twin beds in the other so this would suit couple or singles. Cheap rent! If you are interested please call Dave on (02)93372268
MY THUNDER HAS BEEN STOLEN fancy LETTING CAT OUT OF BAG DETECTOR......the big surprise that Harry B is coming to The Classic....now its out there truer words have not been spoken.....so I'm gonna get dressed up as a judge and accept cuddles as bribes...from the girls that is...I mean how much can an old koala bear....................but who's in it for the money anyway....and who cares whether Harry Hot Shot is coming or not......... but I do care if the dogs are coming as have dog has made an appearance on the poster,no doubt inspired by the dog pack antics last year........we had to divert the dirty dog's eyes away from the bitch...I mean the beach........ and out to the action on the water....that's what me and the dog will be judging this year.......and as the poster foretells it will be cranking as the ECL will send in a black nor'easter not unlike that one we had back last century...and as Detector says bring your best koala outfit and win the best dressed award
Your right on shell be there as will anyone else wanting to boogie. Just received a box full of bottle openers from the beer gods of Corona. So no one need not to b able to get a quick one opened. So be there or b square so the saying goes.
doesnt "buff" normally mean.."well proportioned"?
I think he meant "nude".
I don't think many of us kiters are buff enuff!...specially with the lack of wind the east coast has been having!
And I'm also afraid that my padded 6 pack is gonna get bigger not smaller next week at Merimbula....Half the wagon is full of gear and the other half full of beer.
