Mate, you are treading on thin ice here. Rather let the ignoramuses work out for themselves that the ability to communicate in writing is an advantage as opposed to a positive character trait.
The Seabreeze team have announced that an agreement has been reached on the adoption of minor changes to the current forum language.
As part of the forum management, it was conceded that a standard has to be established for common spelling on Seabreeze and accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as Seabreeze lingo.
In the first year "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion but keyboards kan have one letter less.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "foto" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Users will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year ze unesesary "o" kanbe dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.
I have a spelling checker It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it. Your sure real glad two no. Its very polished in its weigh, My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing. It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The checker pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checkers Hour spelling mite decline, And if we're laks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, There are know faults with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does not phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas, And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too please.
Hey Saffer! That is a crachup dude.
A great play of words and pronunciation. Nice to see some great humour on this site for a change. Well done mate.
It's not just spelling which is the problem, simple punctuation and grammar should not be overlooked.
Capitalisation for example can mean the difference between helping your Uncle Jack of a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
the whether was great today so I went four a drive too the beach too go kiting but their were to many people their so I asked four an assisted lunch from the beach-goers cos there so friendly and the wind was good but I didnt know weather too setup the 9m or 11m
On a ‘serious’ note, how the f*#k are we going to say f*#k on Seabreeze if we’re supposed to spell correctly?
