"Dude, my kite is perfect for waves."
"Wow Man, has it got fast relaunch?"
"Dude, it's got auto-relaunch."
"Wow Man, is it tough.?"
"Dude, it's a 4-liner ...derrr."
"Wow Man, does it drift when you ride straight at it?"
"Dude, it's rock solid steady."
"Wow man, it must be heavy?"
"No Dude, it's got like no struts ...ok, maybe a couple."
"Wow Man, but is it tough?"
"Dude, kite placement is instantaneous."
"Wow Man, but is it really tough?"
"Dude, it's got medium bar pressure so feedback is perfect."
"Wow Man, but is it really, really tough?"
"Dude, the repairer always says the kite is tough to fix."
I'm not sure why people get so worked up about waveslave? Having been on these forums for almost 9 years now, I must admit that I don't read as many posts as I used to. However when waveslave posts it's always a good laugh (and a bit of a reflection on our sport and the kiting industry). Keep up the good work
Waveslave likes attention... If he didn't he wouldn't post his nonsense here. I've come to the conclusion he is just a pensioner with nothing much else to do as he lives in Mandurah. That's why he makes up his contraptions and quirky ideas for kiting.
When I close my eyes after reading his posts here on seabreeze I have a vision of him. (see below)
Dude and Man is a way of expressing himself and justifying his place in the seabreeze community.
Sweet dude.