"Dude, check out my new boat."
"It's totally awesome, Man."
"Dude, do you want to launch your kite from it?"
"Wow Man, I have enough problems setting up a kite on land."
"Dude, you can do a drift-launch. It's easy."
"Easy to wrap my lines around the prop, Man."
"Dude, don't worry. Pre-rig and use a bucket for the lines."
"Sounds messy, Man."
"Just make sure you don't pass the bar through the lines, Dude."
"So how do I land my kite, Man?"
"Dude, fly your kite onto the water and I'll deflate the main sock ...and reel you in."
"Sounds messy, Man."
"Dude, don't worry."
"Hey Man, did I ever tell you that I get very seasick on boats?"
"Sounds messy, Dude."
2 more minutes of my life wasted
