"Dude, check out my broken kite surfboard."
"So Man, like ... that never happens much, hey?"
"Like every 4 months or so, Dude."
"It's just a board, Man."
"Dude, it was a magic board ...ok."
"Wow Man, so now you're going to tell me it was like ... an extension of your body or something."
"Dude, it totally was."
"Bummer, Man."
"Dude, it's just a board ...ok."
