"Dude, I can't buy a kite from that new shop in town."
"That's tough man. Short on cash, hey?"
"Dude, it's not about the goddamn money."
"Sure man. How much do you need?"
"Dude, the shopguy insists on proof-of-lessons ...or strictly no sale."
"You didn't have any lessons, man."
"A moot point. Dude, the shopguy thinks I'm a total newbie."
"Wow man, that's funny ...cause he thinks I'm a freaking legend."
"Dude, can you tell the new guy I'm a freaking legend too."
"Sure man."
"Man, you should get onto the interwebz and buy a kite from overseas."
"Thats sounds good dude, guess its way cheaper."
"Yeah man, and then your money skips those rich rip off kite shop owners who drive mercs and BMW's."
"But don't forget I'm a noobie dude!"
"Nah man, you can still buy Best kites overseas, no need to worry."
"Your the best dude..."
ive only been on this forum for a few weeks and this topic of not selling to people without lessons is already pissing me off hey.
If someone wants to buy a kite its going to happen, weather you like it or not so why stress so much? you cant keep mothering everyone, we are all big boys and girls now a days 
Dude and man are slaves gay personas.
Come out of the closet fella... you'll be right in the long run...
Dude and man have touched on this one before but still should be good for 2 or 3 pages of responses.
Ps. I still snorted after reading the first line.
