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Dude and Man

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Created by waveslave > 9 months ago, 13 Feb 2012
waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
13 Feb 2012 5:51PM
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"Dude, check out all the kiters on the water."

"Wow, like there are about one zillion kiters, Man."

"Dude, I blame all the core surfers taking up kiting."

"No way Man, core surfers freaking hate wind."

"Dude, they believed all the damn lies -- that stupid kite co and it's filthy lies."

"What lies, Man?"

"Dude -- like how you never have to paddle ever again."

"That's true, Man."

"Dude -- like how you can increase your wave count."

"That's true, Man."

"Dude -- like how you can turn junksurf into funsurf."

"That's true, Man."

"Dude -- like how you can bust airs without a clue."

"That's true, Man."

"Dude -- like how you can make those impossible close-out sections with ease."

"That's ..... but Man, core surfers freaking hate wind."

"That's so true, Dude."

ok
NSW, 1089 posts
13 Feb 2012 8:57PM
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Do you wanna wax my bum?

superlizard
VIC, 702 posts
13 Feb 2012 9:57PM
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your plot only works with a chick in it, slave....

eppo
WA, 9793 posts
13 Feb 2012 8:30PM
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ahh that's better waveslave....concise and to the point! For record waveslave doesn't use the waroos anymore...

he uses kahoonas...

someawe
WA, 179 posts
13 Feb 2012 8:30PM
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Can never have enough of dude and man....

Hunter S
WA, 516 posts
13 Feb 2012 9:22PM
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ok said...

Do you wanna wax my bum?


Ahhh...... thanks, but no. Judging from the green thumbs, your bum's fully booked for the next week or so.

woodys
WA, 218 posts
14 Feb 2012 12:25PM
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superlizard said...

your plot only works with a chick in it, slave....


Great idea
There u go Slave - time to introduce 'Mabel' into the mix.
Cant wait to find out what she's like? Super hot blond tuerro? Fat ugly wanna be? Ozzy tom-boy? Dudes gf or Mans f-buddy? Maybe their platonic wave buddy with a whole lot of baggage from her non kiting bf?
The options are endless.

Dont Hold Back

puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
15 Feb 2012 11:09AM
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I agree with Woodys
Lets spice it up a bit [}:)]
Do your worst.

eppo
WA, 9793 posts
15 Feb 2012 4:07PM
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Wavelsave is a father with daughters, so I suggest he will not go for this. Then again he can be a tangential puppy...

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
15 Feb 2012 7:13PM
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how old are your daughters waveslave.

hoop
1979 posts
15 Feb 2012 6:38PM
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Oh god, a Waveslave spawn/lotofwind internet love child. There are a lot of offensive things on the net but this is clearly the worst yet. Perish the thought.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
15 Feb 2012 9:43PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^

You would get a sarcastic bastard that dosent wear a death leash and writes little poems.

But at least if my genes were dominate , it would be a handsome sarcastic non death leash wearing poem writting freak.

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
15 Feb 2012 8:35PM
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hoop said...

Oh god, a Waveslave spawn/lotofwind internet love child. There are a lot of offensive things on the net but this is clearly the worst yet. Perish the thought.



Please try to remain on topic. ^^^

The subjects of discourse in the above Dude and Man text are crowd-kiting, wind-hating core surfers, filthy lies and self-evident truisms.

The plotline stems from a marketing strategy by a certain kite co.
This kite co has an evil plan to convert thousands and thousands of core surfers into kitesurfing zombies ...
thus creating a master race to lord over the impending kitesurfing clusterfk.

RPM
WA, 1549 posts
15 Feb 2012 8:36PM
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usually very average looking parents produce hot daughters...

Are they hot Slave... Single??

hoop
1979 posts
15 Feb 2012 9:38PM
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Lock up your daughters Mr slave, Lotofwind is coming.
(sorry , could have worded that a bit better)

eppo
WA, 9793 posts
15 Feb 2012 10:10PM
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Hey guys steady on they are children who I know. Pull ya heads in.

Subculture
443 posts
15 Feb 2012 10:34PM
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waveslave said...

The plotline stems from a marketing strategy by a certain kite co.
This kite co has an evil plan to convert thousands and thousands of core surfers into kitesurfing zombies ...
thus creating a master race to lord over the impending kitesurfing clusterfk.




And you nailed it dude/man (delete as applicable)

Good one, loved it ^^^^

surfingboye
NSW, 2707 posts
16 Feb 2012 10:46AM
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Two posts in the one D&M thread.
You have suprised me Waveslave.

And why did my post get deleted? Nothing out of the ordinary in it?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
16 Feb 2012 6:57PM
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In a few years there maybe a new member on seabreeze called
Lotofslaves.

I wonder what slave would be like as my father in law?



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