"Dude, check out my new T-shirt."
"Wow man, it's got a big kitesurfing motif on the front of it."
"Yeah dude, it's totally cool, hey?"
"No man, it's totally naff."
"Why dude?"
"Cause man, the T-shirt is screaming; hey look at me, I'm a dorky kiter."
"But dude, I want to wear a T-shirt that relates to kitesurfing."
"Well man, have you ever seen a proper surf-co T-shirt with actual surfing on it?"
"Not since the 80's, dude."
"Absolutely right, man."
"But dude, surf-co's want Joe Public to buy their T-shirts too, you know."
"Absolutely, man."
"So dude, maybe I'll shop around for a T-shirt that has mass-market appeal ..."
"...But with a subtle kitesurfing slant, hey man?"
"Now dude, that would be insanely cool."
"But man, what would a T-shirt like that look like?"
"Don't know dude. But when I figure it out I'll start up my own brand."
"Man, can I be your kite T-shirt business partner?"
"Absolutely, dude."
Anyone ever see the bumper sticker
"This driver is a skydiver."
A major toss.
You know where I'm heading with this.
i would buy one
Just put DUDE & MAN
KITESURF
LEDGENS
big seller just ask anyone they will tell ya . is it ever guner blow wind again iam replying to dude and man .Man it is getting bad round here 
need some slapping
just send my royalties and free dude and man sample t-shirt(re earlier suggestion in another forum topic) anytime slave!!
cheers mate
need some slapping
Want one of those dude and man t shirts. Peter my friend you are on a winner here do something with it!! Not a bad kite the other day hey.
How about:
100% Mando(od): Death-leash theology for the masses!
I'm sure Reg or whoever owns them now wouldn't mind...
Just dude and man nothing more nothing less we would all know the meaning and the greater public wouldn't have a clue
Yeh it would be like the secret society of dude and man..
I will be the first one in Altona to wear one, perhaps.
