merry xmas bitches.
firstly I'll be getting 'slave a long awaited 'safety' leash.
Graceful i got you new number plates and a girlfriend with a pretty face 
Stamp you get a tat voucher as every real ozzy needs a southern cross
Sir v you get hypercolour spandex jump suit with perfectly matching socks
To those arguing about human triggered climate change I give a double anova with very low confidence interval
To michel I give you that lovely van so that you may use it to help night kiters kite in spot lights brighter than the sun. (that way night kiters and safety conscious are all happy.
Dojo get a sarcasm free award for thorough intellectual explanation of that which comes naturally to others more skilled than myself.
The Gfunk gets also gets a non sarcastic award for combining the right amount of useful comments with humour.
Also something good to whoever started the funny images thread. I like.
merry xmas to all.
super lizard although you have not quite met the selection criteria you are welcome to share in the oodles of seasonal virtual seabreeze love. I think there's enough for all.
Feel the love Seabreeze. feel it good.
^ I'll drink a bottle of Hennessy you've got on your shelf, so just let me introduce myself...
Smedg, I bestow on you a virtual voucher for advanced kite lessons with everyone's favourite instructor, Alex Sanz.
Laurie, enjoy this virtual carton of Coopers, have you decided which colour you like better yet?
Getfunky, a roll of verbal toilet paper...
I'm pretty crap at Chrissy shopping, here's cards and Christmas wishes for the rest of you. 
steve from kitepower; i am sending you a string for your dummy, it must be covered in dirt from hitting the ground so often
surfingboye; a fishing trophy and some new tackle. it must be worn out by now
slave; a box of green thumb stickers to cover the red ones with
for all the pimps who post in the gear review section; some fluffy dice and a new grill each
smedg; that balaclava you've been asking for, so i don't have to see that face next downwinder
all the WA kiters get a tiny violin for complaining about how the wind has turned to crap because they only kited 5 days last week, and had to use a 10 the wind was so light
only 18/23knots forecasted for today...
are they that bright ? i give everyone a virtual kite to virtually fly in the virtual wind,
have fun,hope we get a chrissy kite Smedg.
I'd like to give the crew in WA 1 extra hour of daylight on Chrissy day
so they can see how the rest of the civilized world lives
Prizes for crack-up-of-the-year (judged by most overall red thumbs)
1st. SmellySkater
2nd. Alex Sanz
3rd. LotOfWind
All deserved winners, congrats to all.
PS. Laurie can you plz give us some seabreeze user stats.
Cheers.
Big presents to all!! May you grow the agates yo neeed to do the things you want!!!
I gift one can of the following to every seabreeze member with an average rating in the green... merry xmas all!
Im gunna get surfingboye some cloths to put on his avatar,
So we dont have to feel crook in the guts everytime he posts
Here here Lotta....
Hey Lotta....I got ya something special too.
A Russian girlfriend called fageye na......
If you decide to get married you can hyphonate your names!!!
Lottta- vageye na
daz ver dan ya!
stabbs.
