Carrier pigeons resting at Norseman are apparently telling tales that the legendary "hookworm" has an announcement for us all.
Cant wait ......
yes the rumours are true i have been invited to compete in the pkra world tour next season to replace aaron hadlow who has signed a deal with warner bros to make some lame movie about some kid who wants to be a rock star....
And i've also been made president of KBV........ and before you comment i promiss i didnt rig the vote
Some say he isn't really human, but an assortment of octopus bladders filled with an organic goo...
