Why he was wearing boardies over his wetsuit.....
He told me to fark off..
My response...
Cool... 
if he knew that self rescue won't work in an offshore on beach 3..
His reply..
Ja no problem, we call helicopter!
Awesome. 
I asked a Euro at Woodmans point -
1. "How are you?"
2. "Are you having a nice day?"...
She gave me a kiss.
...why are you picking up litter?
She said I love Australia, its been so good here and I just want to do a little something for the land. Come join me.
Cool...
if he thought this season was worth coming out for....
His response was.....
Vaffanculo!
My reply....Feel your pain bro.
