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Interesting choice of words?

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Created by Jumpinjacks > 9 months ago, 6 Jun 2010
Jumpinjacks
6 posts
6 Jun 2010 4:41PM
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just stumbled across this description of an electric kite pump on kitepower

The Island Inflator pumps are an incredible DUAL ACTION, AUTOMATIC, 12 volt pump. Designed to inflate inflatable boats these little beauties will also pump up your kites faster than you can say "check out the tits on that chick". Just set the pressure* gauge on the Island Inflator and press the ON Button. The pump will then inflate your kite to its correct pressure and stop automatically.

guess chicks wont be buying this :P

http://www.kitepower.com.au/catalog/product_17764_Island_Inflator_Pump_cat_323.html

loco4olas
NSW, 1525 posts
6 Jun 2010 10:06PM
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Jumpinjacks said...

just stumbled across this description of an electric kite pump on kitepower

The Island Inflator pumps are an incredible DUAL ACTION, AUTOMATIC, 12 volt pump. Designed to inflate inflatable boats these little beauties will also pump up your kites faster than you can say "check out the tits on that chick". Just set the pressure* gauge on the Island Inflator and press the ON Button. The pump will then inflate your kite to its correct pressure and stop automatically.

guess chicks wont be buying this :P

http://www.kitepower.com.au/catalog/product_17764_Island_Inflator_Pump_cat_323.html


Get a life and a joke-for fuggs sake-let's get all PC on the breeze and just kill it off.

Jumpinjacks
6 posts
6 Jun 2010 8:27PM
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wow someone has a pole up their ass, i just thought it was a funny choice of words to sell a product. Didn't say its horrible or anything just found it amusing

flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
6 Jun 2010 11:59PM
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hehe

Foxinsox
NSW, 23 posts
7 Jun 2010 12:01AM
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lol what a great point of sale :P might try that at work ahaha

ApatheticEnd
WA, 995 posts
6 Jun 2010 10:37PM
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Good on them for having a sense of humor.

Rhys McClintock
NSW, 995 posts
7 Jun 2010 9:11AM
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Lol good onya Galah for grabbing a screenshot before we get a chance to change it It can stay as is for now - from the marketing genius of Matt Snowdon lol

7 Jun 2010 10:11AM
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Those words are a direct quote from one of the most famous engineers in the world Dr C. Mort. Its, and if he says it then it must be true and correct.
I think we should honour this famous purveyor of mounds and leave his quote intact.

However I just showed it to Mrs Kitepower and although she laughed she thought it could bring down our "family" image.
So Dr C Mort Its profound statement might dissapear, bugga!

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1913 posts
7 Jun 2010 9:44AM
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Haaa Mrs Kitepower keeps her back hand strong lol

Hicko
QLD, 134 posts
7 Jun 2010 1:27PM
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..."faster than a Kite Power team rider can devour a 1KG steak"... lol ...

that's pretty damn fast!

harry potter
VIC, 2777 posts
7 Jun 2010 2:12PM
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more to the point .......who in their right mind spends $299 on an electric pump ? , what have things come to that we even have a place in the market for these.
If you dont have the energy to pump up your kite you should not be kiting.
If your back hurts from pumping up ....you should not b kiting ( see a chiro ).

Im off to buy a motorised surfboard because I cant be bothered paddling

superlizard
VIC, 702 posts
7 Jun 2010 3:01PM
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i've been pumping my kite for 2 minutes the other day, only to realise I've left the outlet valve open... i wish i had the electric pump at that moment...

also i reckon when you get old, and just do kite cruising, it would be handy to have a pumping aid... but until that time, manual pumping i reckon is still much quicker... unless the "check out the tits..." ad is fully legit... in which case it would take approx 2 seconds to pump the whole kite, as it takes approx 2 seconds to say that sentence... which is pretty impressive...

Charl dv
WA, 2485 posts
7 Jun 2010 2:33PM
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agreed with harry, if you dont have the physical capacity to pump a kite then GEEEEET OUT.

Foxinsox
NSW, 23 posts
7 Jun 2010 6:09PM
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pretty sure if it took the time to say "check out the tits on that chick" you'd over inflate it and it would pop :P have to be a pretty quick pump considering most electric pumps ive seen in the past for inflatable mattresses and stuff take like 10 mins lol

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
7 Jun 2010 8:04PM
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Foxinsox said...

pretty sure if it took the time to say "check out the tits on that chick" you'd over inflate it and it would pop


What would pop? Oh never mind...

8 Jun 2010 9:33AM
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Jumpinjacks said...

just stumbled across this description of an electric kite pump on kitepower

The Island Inflator pumps are an incredible DUAL ACTION, AUTOMATIC, 12 volt pump. Designed to inflate inflatable boats these little beauties will also pump up your kites faster than you can say "check out the tits on that chick". Just set the pressure* gauge on the Island Inflator and press the ON Button. The pump will then inflate your kite to its correct pressure and stop automatically.

guess chicks wont be buying this :P

http://www.kitepower.com.au/catalog/product_17764_Island_Inflator_Pump_cat_323.html


Works just as well for chicks too, pumps up their kites as fast as they can "Check out the buns on that guy".
This "checking out" business can take more than a few seconds though, as any purveyor of human flesh would know!

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
8 Jun 2010 11:52AM
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Maybe thats why guys are wearing boardies over their wetsuits,
They are sick of girls treating them as sexual objects

dave......
WA, 2119 posts
8 Jun 2010 10:28AM
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When there's no wind I love being treated as a sexual object.....

prea
QLD, 184 posts
8 Jun 2010 1:10PM
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I was at narrowneck the other day and right on cue a bunch load of Japanese tourists descended on the beach which is a regular occurrence.

With their inquisitive smiley nature I convinced 3 single attractive ladies to pump my kite up while I laid out my lines.

Gotta love the international kite language.

Somewhere in Japan they have the photos to prove it

KIT33R
NSW, 1716 posts
8 Jun 2010 8:43PM
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prea said...

I was at narrowneck the other day and right on cue a bunch load of Japanese tourists descended on the beach which is a regular occurrence.

With their inquisitive smiley nature I convinced 3 single attractive ladies to pump my kite up while I laid out my lines.

Gotta love the international kite language.

Somewhere in Japan they have the photos to prove it


Good on ya! Classic

junglist
VIC, 701 posts
8 Jun 2010 8:58PM
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Kitepower Australia said...

Those words are a direct quote from one of the most famous engineers in the world Dr C. Mort. Its, and if he says it then it must be true and correct.
I think we should honour this famous purveyor of mounds and leave his quote intact.

However I just showed it to Mrs Kitepower and although she laughed she thought it could bring down our "family" image.
So Dr C Mort Its profound statement might dissapear, bugga!


Keep it up there. FLICK the Police.

Foxinsox
NSW, 23 posts
8 Jun 2010 9:02PM
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I doubt this product would have this much exposure without that quote haha

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
8 Jun 2010 9:03PM
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KIT33R said...

prea said...

I was at narrowneck the other day and right on cue a bunch load of Japanese tourists descended on the beach which is a regular occurrence.

With their inquisitive smiley nature I convinced 3 single attractive ladies to pump my kite up while I laid out my lines.

Gotta love the international kite language.

Somewhere in Japan they have the photos to prove it


Good on ya! Classic



Should have charged them $10 each for the experience and the photos,

got a slab out of it at least.

Put up a sign next time,,,$10 to pump up a kite and have your photo taken with a true blues fair dink'em aussie kitesurfer.
They will probly line up for the chance.



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