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Kiteloop Boardies Explosion

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Created by IvorWindeas > 9 months ago, 2 Feb 2013
IvorWindeas
WA, 110 posts
2 Feb 2013 7:37PM
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Anyone else had boardie explosions? So I was kiting in great conditions today in boardies and rashie, at my local flat water spot in Esperance, showing off in front of tourists, threw a big kiteloop, got more horizontal tug than anticipated, crash landed at speed, the water rushed up my boardie legs, and the pressure caused the arse to blow out. Didn't realise at first, was happily tacking out for a second run, when I noticed my backside was a little cold, and my boardies were flapping in the breeze downwind of me....

cutch
WA, 67 posts
2 Feb 2013 7:56PM
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Classic!!

tomstheword
QLD, 31 posts
2 Feb 2013 9:57PM
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If there was enough pressure to blow the boardies out, what else aren't you telling us?

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
2 Feb 2013 11:10PM
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now thats why a wettie should always be worn over boardies

Spitfire
WA, 398 posts
2 Feb 2013 10:06PM
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haha. COLON FLUSH!!!

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
3 Feb 2013 12:46PM
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Bahahah gold!

Ordinarily I would say "pics or it never happened" but in this case I will give it a miss

RPM
WA, 1549 posts
3 Feb 2013 10:00AM
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IvorWindeas said...

Anyone else had boardie explosions? So I was kiting in great conditions today in boardies and rashie, at my local flat water spot in Esperance, showing off in front of tourists, threw a big kiteloop, got more horizontal tug than anticipated, crash landed at speed, the water rushed up my boardie legs, and the pressure caused the arse to blow out. Didn't realise at first, was happily tacking out for a second run, when I noticed my backside was a little cold, and my boardies were flapping in the breeze downwind of me....


That resonates with me also..

Was having a sesh at Cotton Tree, and didn't stick a landing. Split my jet pilot boardies right the way around.

Also on several occasions nearly busted my cake hole at mach 1 on impact. Anyone had one of those moments where you have jumped and gone very big, got a bit out of control and ball slapped that hard you have just thought about dragging back to shore due to severe pain.. And then checking the nutsack is still intact!

stuntnaz
NSW, 540 posts
3 Feb 2013 2:56PM
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RPM said...
IvorWindeas said...

Anyone else had boardie explosions? So I was kiting in great conditions today in boardies and rashie, at my local flat water spot in Esperance, showing off in front of tourists, threw a big kiteloop, got more horizontal tug than anticipated, crash landed at speed, the water rushed up my boardie legs, and the pressure caused the arse to blow out. Didn't realise at first, was happily tacking out for a second run, when I noticed my backside was a little cold, and my boardies were flapping in the breeze downwind of me....


That resonates with me also..

Was having a sesh at Cotton Tree, and didn't stick a landing. Split my jet pilot boardies right the way around.

Also on several occasions nearly busted my cake hole at mach 1 on impact. Anyone had one of those moments where you have jumped and gone very big, got a bit out of control and ball slapped that hard you have just thought about dragging back to shore due to severe pain.. And then checking the nutsack is still intact!


Happened to me at Kurnell , sat on the shore with my kite at the edge of the window for ten minutes holding what was left of my crutch after stuffing up a landing.
It hurts me now thinking about it ! ! !



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