"Dude, when are you going to become a member of the forum ?"
"Man, I'm not sure I want to be one. I just like to lurk."
"Dude, it's fun to post up stuff."
"It's not possible, man. The name DUDE has already been taken."
"Dude, you don't have to use your real name. You can register a nickname."
"But man, that's like hiding behind a fake ID name. Is that legit ?"
"Perfectly legit, dude."
"So why do you post using your real name ? Why Man, man ?"
"Cause dude, I'm in it for me. I want to make a big name for myself on the forum."
"So man, using your real name is all about advertising yourself, is it ?"
"Exactly dude. Why else would you use your real name? Remember, there are a lot of sicked-up freakos in cyberland."
"Right-on man. So what nickname should I choose ?"
"Dude, how about Edud ?"
"Edud, man ?"
"Yeah dude, that's dude spelt backwards."
"Got any more ideas, man ?"
"Well dude, what about Ripper? That's a cool fake ID name."
"I think it's been taken too, man."
"Dude, just register some name or even several. It'll be fun."
"Several, man ?"
"Yeah dude, shopguys always register several fake names. They like to pimp a lot."
"So man, after I register a name ...what then ?"
"Dude, you can start posting up vids of yourself every week. It'll be awesome."
"Man, I can't do the vids."
"Why no vids, dude ?"
"Cause man, I don't have a camera-bitch following me around filming my every move. I just kite for my own pleasure."
"Dude, I'll be your camera-bitch."
"But man, you don't have a camera."
"Dude, I can borrow your camera."
"NO man. The last time you borrowed my camera, you went for a kite and left it on the beach. The wind covered it with sand and I spent 2 hours trying to find it."
"Sorry dude."
geez waveslave how old are you.... Give it up spend some more energy focused on kiting than writing rubbish like this...
You eccentric old bugger... he he he
Alas there is always a hidden message, but this one waveslave didn't quite work, others have been better.
Jesus you really are a smoker.... I now understand why parents monitor their children's access to the internet, its because of people like you....
Get over it, you are ruining seabreeze...... seriously....
Andy
tried to read it... hey waveslave is a friend of mine, so ease up with the strong abusive language 'dude' (get it). He is a little eccentric and this post is weird, but sometimes it's good for a change up even if it is strange.
nope still stand by what I said.
He sounds like a complete numpty with his carry on.
I most certainly agree with you, except you are criticising the man and the post rather than the post. I agree with your sentiment on the post (at least we agree on that), I just thought you were a little strong on calling someone what you did when you don't even know him? That's all.
hahahahahaha, I love it. This forum would be boring without nutbags like waveslave.
waveslave you should convert that dialogue into an animated sequence using one of those free online sites. Could become a pilot for a new cartoon.
Remember tHe great animates post with surfingboye. We need tO bring him back. I know he placed a self ban on himself, atleast Waveslave keeps us entertained. I enjoy his Friday Rants.
bring back Surfingboye.
This forum is ONLY about bitching, complaining and paying out on people.
But its never personal.
It's just that the authors are not at the beach. If it's windy we are not typing. And if it's not windy we are frustrated. Then we occassionally pay out on slave.
I liked the bit about how apparently you shouldn't post behind a anonymous user name,
pot kettle black slave...
All though most people in WA know your the dude that used to fly a pink waroo at Avalon, lives off the dole and.... I won't go there...
Seriously, 'Slave is the most punchy, astute and funny posters on here.
Compared to most of the dross and drivle WS makes his point fast and funny.
I laughed. I can see a future for Dude and Man, they should do regular episodes.
Very funny stuff slave!! What's even funnier are the clowns who constantly bag any creative piece that you write. Its dead easy to be critical of people when you're annonymous - your story hints at this. Is this the hidden message slave? And if so, does that make all the jokers who annonymously bag you the REAL suckers?
Waveslave,your appreciated over here,your opinions , satire and comic relief diffuse most W.A. threads which emit much frustration and high anxiety of their kiting experiences and lack inner joy,for such a big coastline state with great wind they have.
