Brother took surfboard to Java... Longboard is at mates house, Skimboard is at mates house, bike tyre is flat, Net is capped so no Halo Reach, and no freaking wind?
What can you do but sit at home and go on seabreeze hey?
change your tyre and pump it up you slack prick 
go for a cruise on the deadly man practice some tailwhips/wheelies/endo's 
There is nothing like drunk sex, when you nail that new move, then have to stop to call all your mates, to tell them, post it of Face book or just tweet it.
