Note to self:- Ensure butt muscles are tightly clenched when hitting water from great height.
Nuff said.
Ahhh, sounds like you went 'Hydraulic' !!!
It's tough to explain the seawater stains on the furniture...
Allegedly !
The one eyed mullet legend continues 
P.s The fisheries department will be onya for not paying the fish licence fee too... 
