I just read the full report of the PKRA event in France
They didnt have enough wind to run the doubles so they had a SUP race to entertain the spectators -
Kevin Langeree (Naish, NED) was on top of his game today paddling his way across the finish line first in the SUP competition followed by one of the PKRA judges, Antoine Jaubert who nestled his way close behind Langeree. Tijn Van Esch (Advance, NED) finished in the third position.
This got written up before they spoke about Andy's win
WTF has SUP got to do with Kiting -
I cant believe the PKRA are profiling it -
Kiting is Kiting - why do they keep jamming SUP down everyones throat -
Next we'll see them award a world champion for the combined event of SUP and kiting
How fricken Gay would that be -
The PKRA should change its name to PKRGAY
Other events at the PKRGAY tour stops should include the following
1 Prettiest Kite Graphic -
2 The wet wetsuit comp where competitors have to pour a jug of water over themselves
3 Sand modelling comp
4 Kite pumping comp to see who is the fastest - great footage available for tv as the guys are bending over and bobbing up and down
5 Best stretching and warm up routine
Stay tune for more PKRGAY action at the next tour stop
Congratulations Andy - but please stay off the SUPS -
a SUP is half a goat boat.....
SUPers should wear speedos to identify their gayness!!
Riding a SUP is like combining the paddling speed of a surfboard with the turning ability of a fishing kayak. A wonderful way to enjoy the worst of both worlds.
You also have the fragility of a surfboard for the cost of a kayak, cool!
Oh, and if you run into someone with it they die and you go to jail, cool!
