My mummy bought a landcruiser as she has lots of kerbs to mount when she drops me and my sister to school
This means my mummy couldn't afford to buy me a ski boat 
So i took up kiting wakestyle kiting because i am so cool and my mummy could only afford a kite.
I'm pushing the sport to the next level
My friends and i built this wicked slider in my backyard and am going to take it to woodies tomorrow when there is sub 10kn
I cant wait - bring lube
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Your mummy should have just taught you waveriding, then your mommy could have done it with you.
Yuppy sod. Some dishwashing liquid and a length of tarp in the backyard does my kids just fine. Really. 
The youngest pesters me in the middle of winter for a fang. 
Sometimes I spoil them and use bubblebath - it smells and feels nicer but it's hard to get the plates spotless with that. 
Sad thing is those Gum boot graphics aren't to far off the colours and style of graphics on most kitesurfing gear
haha.
The youngest pesters me in the middle of winter for a fang.
Yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I'm so hip wit it ma bros i sling ma pants round ma ass yo ----- w@nkstyleyyyyyy
hit me some kickers too man
yeah i'm taking this kiting tang to the next level
I'm leading the show bro
The youngest pesters me in the middle of winter for a fang. 
Poor sod.
yewwww shaka brooooo, should get some action in the green room out tha point wearin those threads down the beach bra.
whats legit then? Pretending to surf out infront of cool looking waves? Riding razor scooters? I gotta know, cause I need to be mega legit like you so I can get Bro status.
Legit is boots man
Pants slung low round yo ass
Yeowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Leading the charge ..... Taking kiting to new levels ...... the next generation
Yeowwwwww
progress respek i'm down wit yo me homie dude
w@nkstyle its just lame ass cheap skate wakeboarding
Thats not what I been hearing broooo, people givin me shakas all round at the beach while i was wearin me shorty gettin mad pits and chicks out the point with the boyz, yeah bruz!
Flyin out front is where it's at, it's an extreme sport, next level stuff, it can be real dangerous so we get mad spono's from energy drinks and stuff for S turning near waves.
Didn't you see parko on the TV, he got a skitza heccas fin chop from mad as surfing ay it was fully doin my head in bro, but im stoked asss that he aint to hurt.
Hooked in, strapped in, flying down the line with you ass diggin a trench in the wave is the next big thing, you wait bro.
haha.
haha.
