Hi, sorry to bother you. Could you please come and pick up Mr Slave. He's wondered in to the the windsurfing section and started talking to himself. He seems a little disoriented and confused but I think he's okay. He keeps mumbling about dudes and men. I don't know what to make of it.
It takes awhile but you'll learn to love dude and man. Through these two characters he has been able to sum up and described most kiting related conflicts (on and off the water). Some people accuse Slave of inhaling one too many and others think he is pure Genius.
Because everyone can relate to one of the two characters there is less need to vent online, the kiting forums are now half the size of what they used to be. 
Looks like he has now graciously decided to improve your world. It's your turn to enjoy and to learn to appreciate the enlightened banter that is "Dude and Man".
It has been rumoured that in the not too distant future he will further his career and make moves into the SUP room. Good luck with the journey Slave...
sorry hoop but he's all yours now. I hope you havn't given him any attention or you will never get rid of him[}:)]
