A Euro tourist walks up to me today at the beach with the sand blowing in torrents down the beach propelled by WA's finest 30+ knot Freo Doctor.
He says, "Can you tell me where the nearest windless beach is?"
Without thinking, I reply, "Sydney" 
Cheers,
KH
A Zen joke.
If a man kites in the ocean and no one see's him ride. Does he make any spray?
Answer: Of course not, who the hell kites if there is no one watching.
LOL
KH
Oh C'mon?
You can't be serious 
Red thumbs
Dat sh!t is some quality funnies. 
Ah gees, whatever! Say, I just flew in to Perth and boy are my arms tired. .........
Hello? Is this thing on .....?
Thanks very much ladies and gents, you've been very cruel. I'll be here all week 
Hey Doc, some more Tramadol thanks. They reeeeeeaaaaaally Good! 
Is the world more colourful today or is it just me 
KH
i was there for that joke....and the retelling.......twice..........I always tell people drugs are bad....
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual check up. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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