Whilst still reeling from baseless allegations regarding direct involvement in the so called 'Naked Prince Vegas scandal', WA SURF is again forced to confront rumours of Kate Middleton's naked breasts being thrust into their face.
"Nothing could be further from our minds and we regard this grubby journalism as mere titillation" said a source close to the heart. Unprompted he then went on "If Kate and Pippa want to come down and perform some sort of tandem watersports we are not going to stand in their way".
Remaining ever focused a company spokesman predicted good conditions for todays demo's at Safety Bay, and reminded all kiters to pump their struts firmly and get a good grip on the bar.
All I read was......whilst.........Kate Middleton's naked.......today......Safety bay......
You certainly attracted everyone's attention. Well done. Pity noone noticed the demo day bit at the end.
Col
Even found a photo of her in green and gold holding a training kite, how's that for attention to detail!
Hrh Kate would make a great patron for safe kiting, after seeing the pictures it made me check my inflate and deflated valves on my breast kahoona
