Gone fishing? Fried in front of his pc? That fella used to be on 24/7 Someone must know!! 
^^^^^^^worst thing I ever bought.Absolutaly hopeless.
Note to self...........Dont drink and ebay
ps....one sir rowdy going cheap......free,ou just have to pay postage....please someone take him........anyone....hello
ps ok,I will even pay postage
saw footage of himself riding with his "kite at lunch". realised he was "ghey" and his quest for lowering kites was futile. decided to quit kiting and concentrate on rollerblading
he probably realised, as gay as roller blading is... its still more legit than kiting and upgraded to a better sport.
but for serial i think he ran into toby from kite forum and they are living together in brazil
He can't talk right now, He's got HIS MOUTH FULL!
don't look up at me like that boi!
Finished UNI for the year
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Realised trolling people on here is way to easy, decided to quit kiting to pursue a career in a sport that is slightly less gay but still gay enough that if I tried to hit on you you wouldn't be offended... I've been down the skate park razor scootering ever since.
p.s. I do miss the bleed outs on me though, can someone just right me off one last time? Something about not being able to ride/ shouldn't be sponsored/ has bad acne/ has a small d!ck etc... Any of these or a combination of them would be nice.
Yours truly,
Dongzilla.
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Let's hope that they don't mark you down on your grammar.
'to' is not the same as 'too' and a 'right off' is really a 'write off'.
Good luck in the world of global diplomacy.
